Richard Kenig

IT Manager, Enjoys Snarkasm, Social Media Outcast, Warning may cause laughter

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Dear Karmen https://t.co/DDbKOOdpKf

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Nice to see so many familiar faces excited about libraries #MarigoldMLW

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Obama Steps Down, Biden President for a Day! Reported by Reed and Raillery #obama #bromance #biden #trump #president https://t.co/VoIYlUkpgu

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Obama: Joe, I got your memo
Joe: And?
Obama: I am not approving operation "Orange Goes to Yemen"
Joe: Aww, but it was a perfect plan!

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Biden: So I'll pull the fire alarm and we ...
Obama: Joe, just be patient.
Biden: But I forgot to Tivo Grey's, and it's on in 5!

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Biden: So, I was just trying to teach Trump peek-a-boo
Obama: you didn't ...
Biden: But he can't do it, his hands are too small!

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Biden: I feel like we should kiss
Obama: No
Biden: Why, would Michele be jealous?
Obama: No Joe
Biden: C'mon it would REALLY mess with Trump

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Biden: Everyone has been briefed about the new salute for Trump
Obama: What?
Biden: I took inspiration from Ace Ventura
Obama: Joe, just no

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Biden: See like this -
Obama: What are you pointing at?
Biden: No no - just point
Obama: At what Joe?
Biden: It's the pointing that matters!

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Obama: I'm going to miss this
Biden: ... ?
Obama: When we go back to our own houses, Joe
Biden: You mean - we aren't moving in together?

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Biden: You know he's a genius
Obama: Who?
Biden: We can't kill him, because then we'll be stuck with ...
Obama: ?
Biden: I can't even say it

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Biden: About this eviction thing ...
Obama: Joe, it's not an eviction
Biden: Well I'm going to exercise our squatting rights on -
Obama: No!

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Biden: ... so I only left all the Russian instruction booklets
Obama: Joe!
Biden: They're everywhere, he's going to think he's been hacked

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Obama: Joe! Just wave
Biden: Pointing is cooler!
Obama: I think you are making them uncomfortable
Biden: They know the power of my finger

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Biden: Secret Service is in
Obama: In what Joe?
Biden: The flaming poop on the step thing, Trump's first day
Obama: I said no.
Joe: C'mon!

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Joe: We've contained the Trump situation
Obama: Do I want to know?
Joe: We removed all the interior door handles in the oval office

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Obama: Joe .. ?
Joe: It's important now that true Americans support the White House
Obama: Not physically ...
Joe: Trump's ego is coming

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#Trumpocalypse has launched the first strike against Canada as Americans DDOS the Immigration Canada website. Keep the crazy at bay!

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#LesserKnownBroCode - During a gathering with your Bros, the first one that offers a genuine compliment, loses. No one likes a loser

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Last year @Starbucks defeated #Christmas, this year they are attacking Pagans everywhere with their green non-tree shaped cup - defend Yule!