Mike

Software engineer & entrepreneur

[Mike @richmike_0]

A permanent legit check post on me! Feel free to reply below if we’ve ever done business together.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

my girl told me in January that she’s going to surprise me with UFC tickets this year

this morning, she asked me “who’s Wang Cong and Natalia Silva?”

[Mike @richmike_0]

@NoodleHairCR7 But they’re literally the host, you fucking imbecile.

Even if this World Cup only had 10 teams, they would have been in.

[Arman Tsarukyan UFC @ArmanUfc]

Ilia “no mas” Topuria 🤦🏻‍♂️

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani has secured 1,000 $50 tickets to World Cup games at MetLife Stadium for New York City residents after negotiations with FIFA president Gianni Infantino... and a FaceTime call with former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

More from @AdamCrafton_

FREE READ 🔗 https://t.co/2uHb1tVloT

[Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings]

baristas all over the city breathing a sigh of relief

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults that he would implement sharia law

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

my life is so cooked bruh

[401_da_sarpanch @401_da_sarpanch]

Canadians Right Now. 🇨🇦

PM Mark Carney - “Affordability is the best it's been in over a decade.”😭

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

So the same nigga but younger & madder because yall killed his daddy.

[Mike @richmike_0]

@Laquetuph @noisebased @QWEENVlCKY @j00ny369T @AtuanyaKene 😂😂😂😂😂

[🧩Pi π @PHLXL215]

@ShakurStevenson Oscar off that juice too 🤣

[Mike @richmike_0]

@TOliveFern 😂😂😂

[Falastin Flip @TOliveFern]

This guy literally invents scenarios in his head where he’s a victim

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

That’s weird, I was told by the biggest pussies I’ve ever met that he was gonna implement sharia law

[Mike @richmike_0]

@ChaseEnCashe Damn, women are gonna be 0-3 in presidential elections 😂😂😂😂😂

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

how could I ever leave this site

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

For those keeping track:

We can already have troops in Greenland.
We can already build bases in Greenland.
We can already mine in Greenland.

Trump threatened Invasion, had his bluff called, now retreats to an agreement already in place since 1951 and claims victory.

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