𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈

❝ нιѕ мajeѕтy, тнe ĸιng ❞ Son of The Black Prince. Grandson and heir to Edward III. King of England 1377-1399. Fabulous and fond of fancy things. RP|Parody

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

https://t.co/6EwPXGVUHz

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

~ enough to try him soon after. That writer isn't active anymore, but if somehow you see this, you know who you are. Thank you ♡

Richie is my golden boi and even though I'm barely ever here or his alt I do love him 🥺

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

#𝖍𝖊𝖐𝖆𝖙𝖊 my OG Richie is 10?! My first ever rp account, but he sat dormant for months cos I was too scared that I wouldn't do him justice 🙈 I wrote Anne instead, till a dear writer approached me and asked would I write another character with them, and I finally felt brave ~

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

We can hold it to celebrate my victorious return from the clutches of the fake coin merchants~

Oh, and the feast of Saint Valentine, I suppose.

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

I need to keep busy or I'll lose my mind!

Yessssssss...!

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

Is that 𝘢𝘭𝘭 you think about?

Since I did miss your birthday—

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

Alright, well if it's splurging time, can we have a tournament?

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

Threadbare? Heavens, no. Who am I, some farm hand who has to darn his socks? No, I'm simply bored of them.

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

We'll see about that...

What, are your clothes already so threadbare you need a new wardrobe? (He scrunches up his face, totally not jealous, no. Righteous, that's it.)

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

A narrow escape! And if there 𝘪𝘴 a economic collapse, we'll know it definitely wasn't my fault.

Speaking of which, I'd better buy some new clothes, just to make sure. You know, keep the local businesses afloat~

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

(He's still cackling.)

I'll consider it my belated birthday present~

And to think, the kingdom was at the brink of a financial crisis.

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

(Oh, the indignation! He's pouting, unfortunately exaggerating the fish lips)

Yes, yes, thank you— (prises Tommy's hands away by the wrists)

The things I do for this country...

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

Heehee~

Yes, I have to make sure you're not an impostor.

(Places his hands on either side of the king's face, thrilled by breaking protocol, and uses the given 3 seconds to squish his cheeks to create fish lips.)

Yes, it's truly you, Sire! Ahahaha! Welcome back~

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

'Just'?! An arm would suffice...

Ugghhhh, fine— since it is in the interest of the Crown that I prove it.

You get to the count of three, no more!

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

You know me too well!

Just your face will do.

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

I have a dreadful feeling that you won't be convinced until you touch me...

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

C'mere, I need to check if it's really you.

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

If anyone had interactions with me about some sort of useless esoteric currency, I apologise, it was not me.

I will only extort you for pounds, stirling.

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

I'm back, peasants!

Nobody deposes ME twice!

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

|| hit me in my feels when I learned she’d be resting there 😪

[⚜️ Roi François Ier ⚜️ @RoiFrancoisI]

@HisMajestieRII

[Anne O'Brien @anne_obrien]

#onthisday 14th August 1385 Joan of Kent, wife of the Black Prince, mother of King Richard II, died at Wallingford Castle. Stained glass of Joan by Christopher Whall in the church of St Mary the Virign at Ware Hertfordshire. Legend says Joan responsible for rebuilding St Mary's.

[Matthew Lewis @MattLewisAuthor]

7 August 1385 Death of Joan of Kent, known as The Fair Maid of Kent, aged about 57. Joan was the mother of Richard II by her third husband, Edward the Black Prince. She was Countess of Kent and Baroness Wake of Liddell.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈'𝒔 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 @EpiphanyRebel]

𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐱𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑰𝑰
𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝑱𝒐𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒕

𝐋𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥. 𝐅𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐲. 𝑹𝒆𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔.

𝖠 𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖺 𝖻𝗒 𝔥𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔱𝔢

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

You forget how quickly ‘huffy-puffy’ escalates.

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

I mean, not seriously mad, because that way lies trouble. Just that dash of irritation that gets you huff-puffy.

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

Yes. I like them.

[♛ Philippa, Royne d'Angleterre ♛ @RoyneGracieuse]

So @AnneYorkHoward and Frenchie are off the hook?

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

Why would I get mad about such a ludicrous suggestion—

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

You were supposed to get mad, dammit.

[𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 𝐈𝐈 @richofbordeaux]

Pfft, okay.

[Thomas of Woodstock (Parody) @TommyWoodstock]

You know what, I'll take credit. You get your sass from me.