Rich Owens

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[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

With apologies to Paul Heaton…

THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH

A Football Manage Save by Rich Owens

Another poorly planned, ill though-out FM save based loosely on the lyrics to a song from the 90’s

Starts this week over at https://t.co/P3ze6kf4Ka

Could be fun though…

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

I don’t usually post things like this, but it’s only fair to give credit to my coach. Yesterday I made a withdrawal from my crypto profits, and today I was able to purchase a car quite remarkable. Grateful for the progress, thanks to @NikolinaSabljc for the guidance.

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

It’s easy for us all to sit at home and criticise Thomas Tuchel.

No seriously, it’s really easy.

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Djed Spence is playing like he’s wearing his grandads magic boots he just found in the attic

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

INTO THESE THEY’RE SHITE

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Huels remain still gleaming

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

You won’t forgive them, but you’ll still sign them.

[Fenerbahçe SK @Fenerbahce]

Ve biz bugün, en yüksek sesle haykırıyoruz;
Kadınlara ve kız çocuklarına şiddet ve baskı uygulayanı, ortak olanı, tanıklık edip susanı affetmiyoruz!

[Football Manager Therapy @FMTPod]

Sorry for swearing, but what the FLIPPING HECK @TIME

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Finally. The recognition we deserve.

[Football Manager Therapy @FMTPod]

Very cool. Can’t say we’re surprised though. Thanks, I guess @TIME

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

@TheSteakBake This would be a solid start.

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

It’s always a fun record when the whole FMTeam are together.

Come and hear about my many Championship successes. Each one better than the last. Infinite success. Arguably too much success.

[Football Manager Therapy @FMTPod]

Hi gang!

FMT Episode 245: Do You Even Lift (The Championship) Bro? is LIVE in all the usual places!

Season One of The Network Save is in the books and it was an overwhelming success. Ish. To an extent. Kinda. Meh.

Come hear all about it.

VIVA LA FMT!

https://t.co/no3ZeVbJCf

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Anybody who posts a screenshot of FM26 with under 10 hours of play time gets 100 cool points (a bit like the Cool Spots from the game Cool Spot, but worthless)
BarryMUFC4EVA (verified on X, 14 followers) is right and anyone involved in making FM26 is being tried at The Hague

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Just got off the phone with Sports Interactive.

They want you to know they’ve read the feedback on the latest FM26 post and actioning the following:

FM26 is being blown up tomorrow at dawn
FM24 is the only version we’re legally allowed to play ever again

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Miles is being fired out of a cannon into the sun
Anybody with over 10’000 hours in FM24 gets a special certificate and a high five
AdamFootyFan26 (verified on X, 23 followers) is taking over as SI studio manager with immediate effect

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

@FootballManager @GYRFM_ This lad was the future of football. 21 years old. One attribute rated 10 or lower. PSG activated his minimum release clause on the day I balanced the books and was able to offer him a new deal - he chose PSG. And because of Everton’s finances, I didn’t see penny one of the fee.

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

@tonyjameson Their loss (that’s what I’m telling myself)

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Don't want to talk about it.

[Football Manager Therapy @FMTPod]

A BONUS NETWORK GAME STREAM? IN THIS ECONOMY?

QUITE LIVE

https://t.co/no3ZeVbJCf

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

@Brad583546 @swfc Hello reception? Can you make Pierce Charles go in my goal please?

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

@MadScientistFM Had this knocked up in the early pod days for obvious reasons

[Owls Extra @OwlsExtra]

Barry Bannan spotted in #SWFC training kit at St. George’s Park with the rest of the squad.

📸 @GeoffSWFC

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

“One bite everybody knows the rules” mutters Dave, who then takes 4 bites of pizza before reviewing it.

Dave Portnoy can’t count to one.

[Rich Owens @Richowenss]

Searing insight here from a man whose biggest contribution to society is eating pizza.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The difference between Belgium and the United States is that in the United States we always want to beat the best. The US Mens team wouldnt have even taken the field if Belgiums best player was unfairly suspended. Apparently Belgium wants the easy way out Very sad European behavior