Richard Payne 🇾🇪🇪🇺

Digital, Design, Code and Leadership. 25 years experience. Blog at Featured on

[Richard Payne 🇾🇪🇪🇺 @richpaynedesign]

Epic GDS post on their COVID-19 response:
https://t.co/O9fut6N5Qb

It mentions that the "Report a lateral flow test" service I designed is the most popular page on https://t.co/2YRZWxjP62 at 49m visits. Service itself is at ~290m test results transactions (reports)!

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@R_o_M They’re losers in life and this helps them feel better momentarily. It’s that simple.

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@thinkfootballuk @ElijahKyama_ All season. They’re a disgrace

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@kevinmsmall @EPLBible You’re either lying or have never played football.

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@AlternativeMUFC These boys are solid gold legends and can do no wrong in my eyes.

But it'd be a disaster. Our players would all have breakdowns.

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@FBAwayDays It's dead unless it's a big game, like almost every Prem ground. Get a grip.

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@empireofthekop They were fist pumping in front of these fans when they scored, but then couldn't take it back later.
Everyone hates that dirty club.

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@ProF0M028 @NoContextBrits Correct

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@Gr8tful_Bushman @rioferdy5 Oh no 🤦‍♂️🤣

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@misrab @sampilger Any player who doesn’t work hard is picked out.
Any player who misses training because they’re clubbing is picked out.
Any player who doesn’t apply themselves in training is picked out.

Nothing ‘strange’ about it.

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@___Faye @FabrizioRomano Yes we are and you would be too. I don’t see any passengers on the pitch for Arsenal atm, so why should we accept it?

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@FabrizioRomano Everyone said the same thing when Sancho went to Chelsea and that hype settled down VERY quickly.

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@BPete1970 @unncomptede37 Correct Pete.
Remember what Fergie said about the King Eric?
That he worked harder than everyone else and set new standards.
Guy was a genius and yet the hardest worker.
Says a lot about this situation imo. WE have been let down.

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@adamkeys_ @David_Ornstein @AdamCrafton_ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Are you unwell?

[Laura @Dalts81]

And so the @oasis price gouging begins….

.@MaldronHotels #oasis2025 #PriceHike

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@o_christian84 @sampilger They literally signed Dion in the 90’s.

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@Re_birth499 @FabrizioRomano Hmmm. Simply not true friend. We’ve upgraded.
Enjoy your day.

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@sampilger Come on Sam. He’s a total passenger out there. Have you seen his touches and passes per game? Around the 10-20 mark. For a midfielder.
And his touch?
It’s certainly not enough that he pops up with the odd goal.

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@FabrizioRomano “Free” aka the payment will find its way to them through other means cough cough nothing to see here

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Very funny bit from Stewart Lee’s latest show, Basic Lee. Whole thing is being broadcast @SkyUK on 20th July and it is EXCELLENT

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@FBAwayDays All ‘to the left, right’ with the Dutch until they get knocked out eh.
You can’t shout ‘hooligans’ when you’re just attacking a cafe full of shirts 🤦🏻‍♂️😂