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[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Damn MoMA got a nice ass bathroom 🤝 🔥 ✌️ OK MoMA!! #Shitting #atMoMA

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

One of the most confounding aspects of You Can See Everything is this dude being incriminated for farting off-screen, when in actuality we have no idea who really farted…

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

@khoee the dong shot/exercise montage was included at Billy's request so as to not make himself seem like an Asexual freak who'd rather live with his Bot Wife ("its going to happen anyway") who he can turn into AI porno. dude is an absolute virgin.

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

they forgot the best line of the 1998 trailer

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake 'Art thou ready?' ad from Nintendo!

This is a tribute to the marketing from the original 1998 release!

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Whispering upon my dying breath: “d-d-dial 877 c-c-cash n-now.”

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

gentle reminder that it aint gon suck itself 🤓

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

what are they implying with this. what is going to happen to me if I let them into my home.

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

5 mornings each week, i am shocked awake by a dreadful machine that makes an awful noise at the crack of dawn.

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Somberly visiting the grave of a loved one:

“You would have loved AI.”

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

One thing I can say with complete certainty that this country needs right now?

a reverb drenched, hauntingly slow, piano cover of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

this isnt a kennel, its a fedex....leave your fucking dog outside

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Randy Newman in 1979:

[Daniel Bromfield @bromf3]

Randy Newman in 2001: I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have you

Randy Newman in 1971:

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

One thing you gotta know bout me? 🧐🤔👨‍🔬🧠

Im gonna bite the hand that feeds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕📉👎

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Caught a whiff of the bag-lady across the tracks smoking crack the other day. First time in my life I’ve actually smelled crack in my life, and I gotta say: smells exactly like what I thought crack would smell like. Molten batteries.

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Office employees going on about “deliverables” this and “action items” that——B***H get that shit on my desk by next Tuesday, how bout that?

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Maybe I’m just being oversensitive?

But I have this issue where I get seriously upset when B**ches don’t come correct……

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Haruki murakami never intended a bunch of Brooklyn douche bags circa 2016 to besmirch his good name, and that is sad.

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

@doomoog George Tooker, “The Subway”, at the Whitney Museum.

[jack @richpumpaloaf]

Please, for the love of god, retire the phrase “hauntingly beautiful”