👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃

My life consistently revolves around cheese,taco bell, and pokemon what a time to be alive

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"The un-finger people came to work"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"Daddy's going to have to put down a discord kitten "

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

@JoeMerrick Totodile has me in a chokehold rn

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

My DJ name is going to be DJ "Goyim Vampire "

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

Original flavor @SunChips are lowkey made of burnt car crash victims

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"What if Mr.Myagi sang creeping death"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"You're my holy pocket"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

I wanna put up stickers on doors of 7/11's that say " if you bark on all fours you get a free hotdog" just to see whay happens

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"Baseball should have a designated steroid hitter"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"If I was a politician I would be pro arson"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"You had frog legs from a Chinese buffet, thats been shut down multiple times for food violations"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

If E.T. were real I'd shove him in a pillowcase full of milk and swing him around until they hit a table

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

Ive been putting my month old daughter to sleep with the @expedition33 soundtrack and it works so good 😭

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

I wanna get drunk and make a list of the most likely and least likely muppet to be the zodiac killer

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

I want the @secretliveshulu to do a season where the go to Derry Maine @ITMovieOfficial

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

They should make a spin off top chef for non culinary trained chefs and cooks like myself and call it "Slop Chef"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

I wanna re create Stephen King's IT but at the beginning of the movie when Georgie get his arm bitten off and dragged into the sewer but instead i want it to be George Lopez

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

Is there red 40 in wine

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

"Madea goes to Afghanistan"

[👻Richie Fettuccine Ferrazzano🎃 @RichReaper]

I wanna make love to the whole foods mac and cheese