Rich

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

the radiohead fandom is dying!!!!! retweet if you love head!!!!!!!!!

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Might just rob a bank today so I can finally know what it feels like to be cuffed on Valentine’s Day

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Can’t believe this spring break been over a year long

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Happy birthday to all the fools out there 🎉

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Pinching people for not wearing green today

[Rich @richrichrich69]

I’m so proud of my credit score. This is the first time I’ve gotten 100 on anything!

[Rich @richrichrich69]

@LordCardona Are you okay?

[Rich @richrichrich69]

@kennedycuevas He’s mine

[Rich @richrichrich69]

I haven’t showered since last year

[Rich @richrichrich69]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Canes employee: Bok bok bok show me ya cock

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Absolutely no one:
Me before I tweet anything:

[Froste 💯 @Froste]

about to tweet a banger

[Jacob @coconutlacro1x]

job application:
“Write about a time when you had to deal with a group member not doing their work”

people that took online classes in 2020:

[mondo cabeza @gerardobazquez]

is it me or is every thanksgiving on thursday?

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Yoooo all pilgrims were born today!!!

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Just took a COVID test. That’s the last time I’m ever letting someone enter me.

[Rich @richrichrich69]

So when is this ballot thing due?

[Rich @richrichrich69]

PSA: WE ARE IN A DROUGHT PEOPLE. STOP DRINKING WATER.

[Rich @richrichrich69]

Just learned where babies come from. I’m never having sex again 🤢

[Rich @richrichrich69]

The sexual tension between me and the other imposter in this vent is astronomical.

[Rich @richrichrich69]

My sister just told me “normally I charge $5 for sucking my toes but these mosquitos do it for free” get me outta here