Richard Sampson

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@FBAwayDays I was there. It was mental in there when we scored. My glasses got knocked iff and I was on my hands and knees looking for them. In the 2nd half when the brawl happened Utd pelted us from above with coins and if I remember correctly a coppers helmet.

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌ @sappholives83]

This is MMA fighter Sean McInnes. When Anne Marie Boyle asked him to leave her alone, he punched her in the face so hard that he broke her cheekbone and her eye socket, knocked her unconscious, and left her with a life-altering brain injury.

He was given less than two years behind bars.

It would be a real shame if this post was widely circulated and impacted his career in a negative way.

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@FBAwayDays I was there in the away end. Great day out. When the 21 man brawl happened we were getting coins chucked on us from above. Even a coppers helmet was chucked at us. 🤣

[Taichi for Health @StaminaFitnes]

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[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

We totally agree, Dyche. It's embarrassing. But look closer to home 🧐

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

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[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@ruthbeckart Done

[Ruth Beck Art 🔴⚪️🎨🏆 @ruthbeckart]

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[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@BristolCity RIP Gordon. Thinking of his family and friends at this sad time.

[🎗 ///SHE WORE/// 🎗 @SheWore]

If we beat Forest a follower who RTs will win a hoodie or sweatshirts from https://t.co/DYtSIZ2ysC

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@TicketmasterCS I’m meant to be going to a gig tomorrow which was postponed from December last year. But my account says it’s still postponed yet you’re selling tickets for the rearranged date. Please help me with my tickets.

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@beyoncegarden Isn’t that the statue of Molly Malone in Dublin? She sold fish from her cart during the day and sold other ‘wares’ at night. The local tour operators ‘affectionately’ call her ‘The tart with cart’. 🎵Sweet Molly Malone🎵

[The match day @thematchday]

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[The match day @thematchday]

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[The match day @thematchday]

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[Ruth Beck Art 🔴⚪️🎨🏆 @ruthbeckart]

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[steve @bagshaw2112]

I Defy anyone to read this out loud in a meeting or at home without cracking up

WARNING ABOUT VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM. Please share to save lives of men

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-o

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@GunnerLoulou

[Richard Sampson @richsamps]

@Alphafox78 Nina - womaN IN A lake

[dave ainsworth @daveainsworth63]

Aberfan #Aberfan