not poor

shut up mom

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Someone told me I looked like a million bucks today. Never have I felt so poor.

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

@RezaMoeinazad #thingspoorpeoplesay

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Skrrrrt

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Listening to people at school cry about Hillary losing.. meanwhile my dad just bought a Porsche with the tax money he's gonna save.

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Just walked into BJs for a pizzooki. Nobody told me it was free pizzooki day. There were poor people everywhere. Disgusting. I walked out.

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

For people who want to look rich, but are too cheap to spend an extra $10 to get Grey Goose at Costco. #belvedere

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Lesson from last night: Belvedere is for peasants. Do not drink. There's a reason it's only $30 at Costco.

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

I heard there's a sale at Nordstroms. I now don't shop at Nordstroms

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. Sleep well Hillary - see you at the debate!

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Did they seriously replace Albertsons with a Smart and Final?? Didn't realize I was living in Simi Valley

[adam galper @AdamGalper]

@richscumbagtwts is basically a representation of my daily thoughts while attending school at CSU Channel Islands.

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

There should be beaches in Malibu that you have to pay to chill so you don't have to be at the beach with smelly peasants

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

@emakitalo 🤔

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

Listening to kids complain about student loans

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

God damnit... I was flushing money down the toilet again

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

I wake up nearly every morning after drinking & have to send out a global text saying "what did I snapchat last night?"

[not poor @richscumbagtwts]

When you're watching Entourage and the maid starts vacuuming.