Rich Szymczak

[Steve Sem @steve_sem]

congrats to @richythekid on getting sworn in tonight for Middlesex County Police Department. Hard work does pay off. #mcpd #cop

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I’m “I had to change the channel to 3 to play video games” years old.

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

Did the rangers just win? I can't tell by the last 500 tweets on my feed

[Matt Pollock @MattyIce912]

Go Habs. Sincerely, your typical bitter @NHLDevils fan.

[Matt Pollock @MattyIce912]

Thank you America 🇺🇸

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

In honor of the men and women who gave all... from my heart, thank you for this incredible life of freedom. #USArmedForces #MemorialDay

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

“@CauseWereGuys: Never trust someone who used to pick Jiggly Puff in Super Smash Bros...” @NealWadhwa

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Fuck, I miss the 90's

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls that smoke cigarettes #Undateable

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The biggest lie of my childhood...

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

“@nfl: Tony Romo one of the Top 10 QBs in the game RIGHT NOW?

NFL experts say... http://t.co/0qtFo1FCKj” @33jhova33

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

“@SheeWantsYourD: when bae falls asleep on you and you're left there like... http://t.co/rWRk2hFtw3” @MattyIce912 #shoutouttobae

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

Low expectations, high gratifications @MattyIce912 #p&g

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

@cristina_frasso where do they have them around here?

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

I could really go for some dip n dots right now

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

@RealSkipBayless so ignorant

[Rich Szymczak @richythekid]

“@CauseWereGuys: If my son doesn't want to be an athlete” @MattyIce912 lmao 😂😂😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WAIT!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

90s kids know this is the trap house