Rick Shaw

Just a compilation of Controls Validation-isms

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

The saint - there’s not a hope or prayer they’ll finish anything on time

Paper straw - they work but not for long

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

Nicknames for “that” coworker…

Wheelbarrow - only works when pushed
Cordless - only works for two hours
C section - they’re afraid of labor
Brisket - takes them 8-10 hours to do anything
Lantern - not very bright and has to be carried
Foreskin - disappears when things get hard

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

“The first time has to happen at least once”

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

“We’re an NHL sponsor now, let’s do something cool with it.

Let’s make the Zam look like a tractor! Put a blade on front, high drive, object detect…all of our stuff”

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

Any needs for Obeya today?

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

“Feel like setting fires anytime you need to work on anything off the ground? Cool in the movies. Not cool in real life. “

“That’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

If you’re someone that doesn’t get things right on your first attempt, don’t try sky diving.

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

New employee questionnaire:
1. Apple or Android?

2. Is chili a soup or stew?

3. Creamy or chunky peanut butter?

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

If you can’t load a truck…you might be a Deere!

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

Don will fix it

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

Always wear your bump cap. You never know when the wind will blow the cab door back at you.

[Rick Shaw @rickCFEgan]

“Do better” - Franz