Cardassia Prime

We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we're human--and maybe that's the word that best explains us.–Captain James T. Kirk

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"Ugly bags of mostly water"
-TNG, season 1 ep 18

Still one of the best descriptions of a human I've heard. We think alien life might be weird to us, but we may be equally as weird to them.
@StarTrek @neiltyson
#UglyBagsofWater

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@thehazelmae Lol. Thanks for you 10 shutout innings in your 3 appearances for us Rich. Now don't let the door hit you on the way out. 🤦‍♂️

Baseball is a cruel sport.

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@BlueJays Lol. Thanks for you 10 shutout innings in your 3 appearances for us Rich. Now don't let the door hit you on the way out. 🤦‍♂️

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@TonyLaneNV Ho...ly...shit! Fairly certain I would've just shit myself and hoped it didn't want to eat something that stinky.

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@BlueJaysDad

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@OleTimeHardball Barry Bonds. And I don't wanna hear about PEDs. Ballplayers were taking amphetamines by the handful starting in the 40's.

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@BlueJays Urias has more homeruns in 2 ABs at home than Vlad has for the last 5 months. Woof. 🤦‍♂️

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@TalkinYanks There's far more yankee fans than Jays fans. Tell them to vote more, or stop your crying.

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@ChefReactions Same reason no one said anything about the Dune bucket. S*x sells. Weird sells. They know exactly what they're doing.

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@BlueJays Blue Jays bullpen...

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@DownToBlack Turns out run prevention is pretty important after all. 🤔

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@ShiDavidi If this thing goes to extras, we're toast. Our bullpen is on fumes.

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@BlueJays @BuffaloBisons Hate to be a negative Nelly, but it was probably going to be a bullpen day anyway even if Max was good to go.

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@Sportsnet And after standing up for them, the Jays players repay him by getting curbstomped the rest of the game.

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@YellowFlashGuy Not this old He-Man fan. I thorough enjoyed it.

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@thehazelmae That's a lot of heavy updates right there. So long Heiny. Who's going to pitch in blowouts now?

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@NASAArtemis Lol! Yes, I am a 13 year old boy trapped in a 50 year old body.

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@Sportsnet If they send this dude down, we riot.

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@bnicholsonsmith I think we've seen enough of TBA this year. I think he needs some time in the minors.

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@CakeMcJabe You forgot Springer getting plunked on THE SAME DAMN TOE by a 95 mph fastball..

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