Rick Markley

How can you think and hit at the same time? - Yogi Berra

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

@cakickboxher I think despair is in detrunk. It's detire.

[Molly Ligon @mollyligonn]

#WhyGiveUpWhen life gives you dilemmas? Just make dilemmonaide

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

A new study finds that 7,100 cheetahs remain in the wild—down from 100,000 a century ago

[GrossMzConduct @monalisa4068]

#SnackSchmovies Driving miss Daisy sour cream and chive dip

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

Dark #Nebula Glows Red in Amateur #Astronomer's Photo https://t.co/cqtJDxpPdI

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

Bellow Bellow
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say bellow #animalnoisetunes

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

Squawk Like A Man #animalnoisetunes

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

Bawl and Chain by Jan-Hiss Joplin #animalnoisetunes

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

Baby Won't You Drive My Caw #animalnoisetunes

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

Tweet Baby James by James Bray-lor #animalnoisetunes

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

B-a-a-h B-a-a-hck In The Saddle Again #animalnoisetunes

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

@Manchi_ @YouTube Thanks for posting this. Here's another baduanjin @youtube that has attracted my attention. https://t.co/TpQupaDjGI

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

A lady in the choir was angry with me. She chased me around the church until she caught me by the organ. #dailypun #1pun

[Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy]

Of all the heads of the Roman Catholic Church it was the Russian, Pope Uri, who was the biggest fan of perfumed dried flowers. #dailypun

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

I had some leather to stitch. Large pieces & small. I invented a tool - actually 2 tools in one. Awl in awl it was a good idea. #dailypun

[Catherine Cerveny @catcerveny]

Getting a migraine but I'm having my eyebrows waxed anyway. I may feel like crap but I'm still going to look amazing.

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

@catcerveny
It's better to look good than to feel good https://t.co/LLas6uKoHR

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

Is #MyLifeInOneWord

[Rick Markley @rick_markley]

#IWouldWaitInLine if it was for a coupon saying I'd never have to wait in line ever again.