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use to be a sunnyco swimsuit parody now I just post the best clips from #RickandMorty not associated with @rickandmorty I follow back if you aren't a Jerry

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We are currently looking for a sweatshop to make the 37 million red swimsuits needed thank you for your patience! Updates to come soon 🌊😄☀️

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@Reachout_mcd How about you email me a gift card I shouldn't have to do extra work cause your employees fucked up

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@Reachout_mcd I'm sick of your terrible service and getting LESS than what I payed for @jamez_para would agree

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@McDonalds when do you intend to compensate me for the incompetence of the west akron location you robbed me of 1.50 by getting order wrong

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Why would a pop tart want to live in a toaster I mean that's like the scariest place for them to live

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I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue.

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but I'll tell you something tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time.

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Listen Jerry I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything.
It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you

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How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?

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What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You
realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?

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You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to
make you more assertive.

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We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree… road here

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Alright. I'll- I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll
land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.

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Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it?

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I'm put—I’m, I'm puttin’… I-I’m, I’m, I’m not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb…dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world

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What are you talking about Rick?

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or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.

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I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not...You don't got. Y-You don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica

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No, you can't! Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But- but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!

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When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve

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Jessica? From my math class?