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doctor

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got a tattoo but people keep on telling me this ain’t mountains???

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i guess, when you think about it, the ground is the original chair.

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@monicas_7777 no

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life would be easier

if restaurants showed the portion size

before i ordered

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@huesofbanter it’s actually ek mota haathi

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my brain has 47 tabs open and somehow all of them are playing the same song

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@huesofbanter i’m telling by first hand experience

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hot take:

being good at texting

doesn’t mean you’re good at communicating

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my life would be significantly better if every bad decision came with a free trial

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some days you don’t need advice

you just need your brain to stop making everything a problem

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i’m at the age where a cancelled plan feels like a gift

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@monicas_7777 it’s fine 🫣

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one day you’ll realize you were waiting for an apology that was never coming

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@monicas_7777 just one more 😋

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@huesofbanter lmao, fair enough 😂

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i’m not ignoring you

i’m mentally composing a reply that i may never send

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sometimes the best thing you can do is stop explaining yourself

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i need less screen time and more “let’s go for a drive”

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what’s something everyone loves that you secretly hate?

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what’s a movie you could watch 100 times?

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what’s one thing you’ll never spend money on again?