Persnickety Ricky 🐓

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#MarriageIn4Words leading cause of divorce

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@tommy_j_g93 @rshaver11 I bet the Pohlad's wrote that letter to the season ticket holders and signed it as Falvey. They want more money in their pockets and could really care less about the fans or the team. If they cared they wouldn't impose a "salary cap" on themselves and loosen the purse strings.

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@tommy_j_g93 @rshaver11 I'll feel better when the new owners actually spend money on the team. Funny how GM's are always the fall guys for the penny pinching Pohlads.

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#ImANerdBecause it's the only way I can be the alpha in a friend group.

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@TheSeaRose Thanks!

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#ThingsToAvoidWhenSleepDeprived meals

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#NewToppingsForSundaes another sundae

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#JawsPetPeeves shark week is only a week

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#SoBrokenThat I'm cooked

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#SoBrokenThat Evel Knievel's got nothing on me

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@JoshCarlson2 @PaulCharchian Yeah, everyone is talking about KOC

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In other news, dads across this fine country were unilaterally robbed of their material today.

#dadjoke

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I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

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#YouAreMyKindOfPersonIf you can do me a favor.

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Right now #My90sSelfWould call me and ask for his Zubaz back

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One little compliment #HelpsMeBelieve in a whole lot more of myself than you'd like.

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@feelgoodtags thanks!

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#EverybodyDeservesASecond or two to decide what to order, so lay off of me!

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@beingkarmin I usually do, but I'm a classic second guesser

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#BestAndWorstSnacksToBring Best: bacon wrapped anything