RWats

Creative leader based in Philadelphia ⚡ | Chelsea FC fan 💙 | Dreaming of life by the water 🌊 “Wait, ONE pizza? What is this, Les Mis??” #NoKings 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧

[CFC OBEY®️ @_kobbyphocus]

🎙️🔵Thomas Tuchel on Reece:

“I’ve never worked with any player longer than Reece James. I’m human, and you don’t expect me not to love him after all these years of his loyalty”

“I’m glad to watch him grow and become one of the best players in the world.”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

No NBA champion has ever visited the White House during a Donald Trump term:

2017 - Warriors declined.
2018 - Warriors declined.
2019 - Raptors declined.
2020 - Lakers declined.
2021 - Bucks visited Biden.
2022 - Warriors visited Biden.
2023 - Nuggets declined.

[RWats @rickdwaters]

Got my new Chelsea kit. Looks better in person. But the material is much less sturdy than in the past, due to the Nike aero tech.

Just be careful taking it off. Almost ripped one of the sleeves.

[RWats @rickdwaters]

@trinnas @Highlighter84 @JezziiB 😆 can we? I love when people talk tough online. It’s like a small dog yapping on the other side of a closed window.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

The Knicks literally only lost the game Trump came to.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $1.1 trillion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $262 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $202 billion

Tipped Minimum Wage
1991: $2.13 an hour
2026: $2.13 an hour

5 words: Tax oligarchs out of existence.

[RWats @rickdwaters]

@GovPressOffice That’s a big word for him.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Entering month 6 of the Mamdani mayorship of NYC and Robberies are down 11%, Retail theft is down 19%, and Murder is down an astounding 21%.

And he did so without "Adding 5000 new cops" to the streets. Instead, he's invested in public safety with free childcare, accessible infrastructure, and better funded schools and libraries. He's proven once again that if we want safer communities, we must invest in People—not Punishments.

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Zohran has fixed 100,000 potholes in NYC, secured $1.2 billion for childcare, closed a $12 billion budget gap, and plans to invest $122M in NYC public schools. Oddly, no Sharia law yet.

[RWats @rickdwaters]

@ChelseaFC This a joke?

[RWats @rickdwaters]

Immature challenges all day by Cucurella and Caicedo. Fofana is just bad. I honestly can’t say one good thing about anyone else, not Fernandez, not Palmer. I don’t think a single Chelsea player sprinted the entire match.

👏 guys, you deserve far worse than 10th #bluecoout

[RWats @rickdwaters]

I have no words. I am just mad.

One of the crappiest seasons I have ever seen. Embarrassed to be a fan right now. Feel like we are a constant laughing stock with how much we invested and the returns.

We belong in the 3rd division. Maybe not even there.

[RWats @rickdwaters]

@ChelseaFC That was one of the worst performances of all year.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣

[RWats @rickdwaters]

@n0kx_ @BenStiller Oh, there’s the blue check mark 👌 🤡

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The IRS has audited every President annually for decades to ensure there was no corruption. Only one president found that to be a problem.

[JustBizarreFooty | B @JBFootyX]

🚨🗣️ Didier Drogba:

“Arsenal do NOT deserve to win this league, but sadly Manchester City are not equal to the task anymore. Arsenal winning the league would genuinely be one of football’s biggest embarrassments.”

“How can a team go almost an entire season without a single penalty against them? Week after week referees seem to favour Arsenal and people want us to act blind. Football fans deserve answers because at this point it genuinely feels like Arsenal have bought luck or maybe something else.”

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Congratulations to Arsenal for finally winning the league after two decades, a billion pound spent, multiple incorrect refereeing decisions, cheating, time wasting, demoralising football, dirty tactics. You sold your soul and identity for it, but enjoy it nevertheless

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!