Ene 🍋

UI/UXer. Coder. Social Worker. Perpetual. She/her.

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Mother: After Medicaid pays my room and board I only have $70/month for snacks.
Me: I’ll die on the street in my old age.
Daughter: I’ll die of gun violence before I’m out of High School. #capitalism

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Sometimes, at night, I still think about that interception in 2015. I feel you Leafs fans. #Seahawks

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They cut Darude’s Sandstorm right before the drop. Devastating. #NHL #LeafsForever

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The lyric: “despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage” really hits differently when you’re searching your weazened body for the gray hair you felt fall and tickling but can’t see because your eyes are bad and the hair is so wiry and transparent. Haunting. #over40

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When you just flat out Google search: What is wrong with Geminis? #Gemini

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Mentally preparing for the amount of bullshit I’m going to have to swallow at work this afternoon.

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Praise be unto short morning meetings.

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When high you puts more spice on your food than both high you and real you know you can handle.

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Complex css is: NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. #codinglife #codingcomplaints #css

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Wife: So your game rating system really is based on how many horses you can collect.
Me: Yeah.

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TIL: There are 4 separate medical codes for getting burned from your water-skis being on fire.

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It’s time for my performance review. #CatsOfTwitter

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Watching new Mandalorian Dad content.

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40: Treating yourself to a nasal strip even when you’re not feeling that stuffy.

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Briefly tried understanding (or caring about) how NFTs work because of the Nirvana NFTs set to be sold on Cobain’s birthday. Read three sentences of a tutorial…

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This more than anything tells me I need a therapist. https://t.co/92oHg5hc5C

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Buying plants online like…

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Listening to developers discover the power of plain fucking HTML for the first time is both fun and infuriating.

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Don’t know when I started taking coffee like my mother (lots of cream and sugar), but I’m sure it was a gradual process: slow-mo falling off of the cool wagon. #CoolWagon #IsThisIrony