Rickey Dean

Stand-up Comedian | Chico, CA
I do things, I go places, I say things, and I play things.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@HawaiianAir Mahalo🤙🤙

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@MiltonTPike1

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Anyone defending institutional Wall St right now just got an envelope with photos of themselves at Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@RobinhoodApp Better change your app name to the Sheriff. You're definitely not Robin Hood.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@remiwolf Hello

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

Sadly, couldn’t be more on point. 😪
#DCProtests

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@realDonaldTrump You're literally down by over 4,000,000 votes nationwide, just like last election.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

America is a racist woman named Jenn with a “Believe” tattoo and chunky highlights who got married at Disney World to a goateed man who cheats on her.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@realDonaldTrump I mean, yeah. They are STILL COUNTING THE VOTES...

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

Twitter.

[Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson]

Louis CK releasing a special when no one can leave the room feels pretty on brand TBH

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@imaSpaceboy I told you that the 50mm on the A6000 would be more zoomed in than expected.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Dear White House Turkey: you’ll get a pardon if you have dirt on Joe Biden.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@lttlbrthr Yeah, but you didn't ask which witch killed the wicked witch. You asked With which wich did the wicked witch die. The wich in this case would be Dorothy's house. Right? A wich is defined as a dwelling. So, Dorothy's house was the wich with which the wicked witch was killed.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@lttlbrthr Dorothy's... Haven't you ever seen the fuckin movie??

[Z.Green @_FNZG_]

Mama told me when it rains, it be pourin... Mama told me it would rain but it's stormin' ⛈😞🖤

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

If you're thinking of stabbing a motherfucker......Tuesday is the day to do it!

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@Hasfyri I've tried this several times and never gotten this to happen. Nice to see it is actually possible.

[Rickey Dean @rickey_dean]

@Tommy_2808 Dude, same. My computer fans have never been as loud as they are while playing RDR2 hahaha.