Mantis Toboggan, MD

Habitual line-stepper

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

The chug bud is one of the greatest inventions of our time @justmike

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@GeorgiaFootball getting the firing squad if they ever go to the UK

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Emma Watson has been banned from driving in the UK for 6 months

• She was going 38mph in a 30mph zone
• Her fourth driving offense in a two-year span

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@DramaAlert

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

Where the white women and busch apple at?!

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@greentoepalacio Pinn State 💉

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@kingwichert @usahockey PLAY FREE BIRD

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

i’m like a werewolf except i get violently drunk when the moon comes out

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@stoolpresidente shut up. pizza ratings been down

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@notfredkitchen @Jay002863794141 munson?

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

Call me Eddie Vedder bc I’m gonna have an Even Flow of beers going into my system til Monday morning

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

this 30 pack ain’t gonna know what hit ‘em🍻 #finallyfriday

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

The Steelers The Bills choking
going .500 to the chiefs in
& losing in the the playoffs
wildcard round
🤝

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@nflmemes Hellen Keller would’ve officiated a better game

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

YOU KNOW HIM AS THE RIZZLER‼️

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

If my coworker ever skips Bawitaba again I’m throwing hands #GrrrMondays

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

that first beer tastes like 29 more

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

shaking hands after a bomb ass group picture…cbtm

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

let’s go play with loaded guns

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

I’ll pay for ESPN+ if they play ads instead of WNBA “highlights”

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

@notfredkitchen no you didn’t

[Mantis Toboggan, MD @rickfknjames]

my body is a machine, turning cold beer into warm piss