Why Ricki

The adventures of an American kid and a host mom cooler than I'll ever be.

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

@harrietstylez64 @rilakumaz Disagree, I always think it's weird when someone wears leggings within a few shades of their skin tone!

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

Little brother: Nothing can stop me except quests I don't want to do and death.

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

how can you tell me that china isn't the future when they have american comedians, in chinese, doing stand-up bits about boston

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

The time has come. I have to quit my job and sell my organs.

[Clairina Paquette Gasser @ClairinaGasser]

@TheEcho13 When a woman falls in love, she automatically sees her man as the hottest.

[pj @pjayevans]

Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I’ll be alone

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

Little Brother: I wrote a newspaper about the flood in New York.
Me: Is everyone ok?
LB: I don't know, I saw it on the news. Some newspapers aren't true. I only trust the news.

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

Little Brother: King Kong is destroying New York in that picture.
Me: Oh that's not good!
Him: It's fine. The New York Jets suck.

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

Little brother: "Why is Ronald McDonald the king of Donald's if he's so creepy?"

Me: "I don't know how to start answering that."

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

My ex don't have 12 bands so what now

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

This girl sued her ex boyfriend for emotional distress & won 12 bands 😂😂 she told the judge she needed therapy 😂😂

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

@CartoonsHateHer I wonder too, is she the same after weight loss? Is she happier, more energetic, kinder, proud of herself, secure? Who knows how that would affect her husband and even others around her

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

@AlbrechtEmilyA I'm willing to answer hard questions but it's typically coming from someone who thinks there's nothing morally wrong with abortion. Why discuss the rape exception with someone who supports the other 99% of abortions?

[Terrisa Bukovinac @Terrisalin]

Trying hard to look hot so people will listen when I say abortion is murder

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

"You forgot your book in your car!"
Me: "No, it's at home."
"I see it right there."
Me: "Ah, yes, my CAR book. My HOME book is at home."

[Why Ricki @RickiWhy]

Six year old brother: This is my first time running a parade.

Me: I don't know if you think you're organizing it or racing to finish but either way you're wrong.

[Tiara Willis @thetiarawillis]

apply your lotion right after that shower!!!! don’t let that water dry!!!!!

[Katie Somers @theladykatie]

I saw a pro-choice sign at the Toronto March for Life today, that said “If the fetus was QUEER would you still defend its rights?”

Easy, yes.

Question for you: If a woman wanted to abort a fetus for being queer, would you still defend that choice?