LIKE MIKE

she/her | shrek stan account | i move pixels around

[LIKE MIKE @ricknmorekey]

my sarcasm doesn't come through in my texts and that affects me on a deep level

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

I’ll do you one better, they shouldn’t be able to record.

[$ @rayyegotti]

me when African teams lose

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

Can someone ask the commentators why it is embarrassing to lose to Congo? Yo these fucking commentators have been microaggressive this entire tournament. Racist fucks.

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

YOU GUYS ARE COPS!!!!! The surveillance state has become too much. You all monitor and record everyone too much! Stop being a fucking cop! ACAB for your ass too!

[Luke the Good @lukeyism]

It’s only now climate change has reached Europe that everybody is panicking. The Caribbean was getting its ass beat for years now with supercharged hurricanes

[That guy. @Shutabug]

Caught the world cup fever late but glad we’re here now.

[Sofi 🐦‍⬛🔻🌺 @resinthunder]

gotta wonder how the temperatures would be today had Israel not spent the past 2.5+ years trying to bomb Palestine (and now Lebanon) into oblivion

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

me after being at work for 1 hour

[Annoyed Simmer (she/her) @LyricSimmer97]

it’s not a reason to shoot an adult either. that felt important to say cause a lot of y’all think it’s reasonable for the state to murder Black adults.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

[gabi | side eye @blaugranartista]

Brazilians have such a way with words

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

[Curaçao National Football Team @TheBlueWaveFFK]

What it means for us…

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

A YELLOW CARD FOR HAITI?? WHEN THEY’VE BEEN MANHANDLED THE WHOLE GAME ????

[⛩️ @coolwiyou]

There’s male artists who are satan’s foot soldiers still celebrated and appreciated but this nigga had his career essentially halted bc the journal factory exploded shits crazy

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.