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fat dumb fuckin stinky ass turd

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I'm the fifth in a line of guys named Richard, and gladly the last, they were all Dicks anyway. I can't believe I never thought of that joke before today.

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I just wanna say how much I appreciate every single thing in our lives being put onto an app and all of the apps running like complete and utter dogshit, it's so fun

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The easiest way to give something you're talking about false legitimacy is to claim it's something the Nazis looked into and found some evidence of and then they lost so it was hidden

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If reincarnation is real I humbly request to never go through this again

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You don't want a child, you want a new long term main quest with locked in progression

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@mikeandawldat He has already said he plans to retire from acting when he becomes a dad

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I'm not a big fan of those asymmetrical infinity symbol looking glasses, it feels like they're trying way too hard to scream "I'm artistic and whimsical!" but they just make your face look like \

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If you like golfing I think you should just end your life

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It's kinda dumb goodreads doesn't let you do half stars

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My favorite genre of content is dudes wearing wolverine claws and turning beet red screaming at their cell phones

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https://t.co/ws7XKHWqr7 guided meditation to trigger schizophrenic episodes

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I drove almost two hours to watch an indie movie in a vintage theater and it was just okay

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Good book, good movie. I probably should have read the book after, or at least not finished it hours before seeing the movie, I spent most of it comparing the two but still really liked both

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like a true performative bitch I got the book for project hail mary and am reading it before I go see the movie in theaters

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Sometimes a bullet just keeps letting you know you dodged it

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Scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed

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It's you and your shure sm7b against the world, white boy

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Damn shawty, you're a dumbass