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In Texas today, #ObamaShould compare notes with the only other guy who inherited an economy from George W. Bush.

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Rick Perry did all of his own stunt work in "The Expendables 2." http://t.co/hoRum2Pv

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Since @BarackObama has forgotten how much he's added to national debt #ForAll our kids to pay off...

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Since @BarackObama has forgotten how much he's added to national debt #ForAll our kids to pay off...

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Rick Perry found out JFK had communist ties, and, well...

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Rick Perry doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Rick Perry accidentally allowed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. He admitted to this when asked what he would do for a Klondike Bar.

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Rick Perry once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Rick Perry got his drivers license at the age of 16. 16 days.

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Rome wasn't built in a day. But if Rick Perry had assisted, it sure as hell would've been.

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Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Rick Perry's basement."

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Rick Perry never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Rick Perry was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Rick Perry."

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Rick Perry orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson. #hostiletakeover

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Rick Perry directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.

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I once saw Rick Perry scissor kick Angela Lansberry. True story.

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Rick Perry's college nickname was Cumulonimbus. For obvious reasons. #MakeItRain

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In the remake of "Cool Runnings," starring Rick Perry, the Jamaican bobsled team wins the Gold Medal.

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Rick Perry's calendar goes from March 25 straight to April 5. Nobody fools Rick Perry.