Angry Rick

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Psyched for my new tank! You can never have enough! #teamtanks

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Spencer was so mean to me during settlers today. Fuck you! Seriously though...FUCK YOU...seriously....Shut the fuck up! #settlersismylife

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

I don't always dress up for parties, but when I do, I dress like a character from West Side Story

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Took a softball to the face. #FUCKSOFTBALL

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

I can't handle these blinds. FUCK BLINDS!! #teamcurtains

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

All my friends are hanging out with other friends tonight. #FUCKFRIENDS

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

The thief is in my quadrant again. #settlers #fuckthisshit

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

I hate it when I don't get a victory point on my development cards. #settlers #fuckthisshit

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

You don't trade with me, I don't trade with you #settlers #fuckyou

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Got locked out in Settlers again. FUCK EVERYTHING

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Just popped open another pack of pop tarts. #teampoptarts

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

I don't wanna go to Will's house! It's fucking scary! FUCK WILL'S HOUSE

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

If you don't drink pre-workout then FUCK YOU

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

I hate belts! Unless it's my white belt. That's my pussy magnet! #pussymagnet

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Played Call of Duty tonight. Fuck this controller! #FUCKCAMPERS

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Who needs women when you have a barbell and a bench press. #FUCKTHEBITCHES

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

The only time I'm not angry is when I'm drinking pre-workout. And I'm all out of pre-workout

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Too bad I didn't get asked to play Trivia. I FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING #genius

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Lifted legs today. #change #teamgetswole

[Angry Rick @rickprobs]

Went to my cousins birthday party. I hate cake and ice cream! #fuckcakeandicecream