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quotes of rick sanchez from rick and morty every 3 hours - made with @Gimmickbots / if you have suggestions pls dm me!

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It doesn’t matter if you’re right, if you’re an asshole, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.

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Adventuring was just a metaphor for romantic partnership, so it’s not a real break-up.

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You and Unity are like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you’re great together, but you’re just bringing out the worst in each other. - Summer

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I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology.

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You act like prey but your a predator.

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When smart people get happy, they stop recognizing themselves.

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If we can kill our enemies, but we can’t jack them off, then how are we better than them?

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Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem.

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Smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it’ll never stop trying to throw you. And, eventually, it will. There’s no other way off.

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Truly nobody cares about your d*ck, Morty. The sooner you learn that, the better.

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Maybe the lesson we’ve learned is that, whether it’s our parents’ marriage, a glowing green rock, or an awesome, giant arm, sooner or later, we got to let it go. - Morty

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You can’t make people like you. You just have to wait for hating you to bore them.

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Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that.

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I’m more embracing the win-win of risking my own life.

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Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.

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I wasn’t born into the god business. I f***ing earned it.

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I’m not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ.

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I don’t discuss problems, I incinerate them.

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You can’t make people like you. You just have to wait for hating you to bore them.

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The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.