Rick Whitmore

Used up over 50% of my life. Too tired to do better with the second half.

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Just a quick question. I've lived in California all of my life. And for a long time this has been a Democratic state with the highest taxes in the country. No Republicans to block anything. So why aren't we living in a paradise? Why high crime. This is liberal heaven?

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

I am California born and raised. And as we enter another political hanging shad season quick question. For decades California has been a Democratic state. With virtually no Republican presence. Why then am I not living in a paradise? Instead of one of the worst most dangerous?

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Was so proud of myself. Went to Costco with a list and without my wife. How could everything I got be the wrong one? Except peaches. Peaches were right. #costco #badlist #incompetentshopper

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

I am a simple man. Don't know anything about advance economics. Only know the price of of gas. But I find it funny that record breaking inflation is supposedly brought on by no supplies being available, that shipping is way behind. Yet companies are making RECORD PROFITS.

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

I'm at Disneyland right now. Cause the only world I can handle now is the world of make believe. RIP love and common sense. #Disneyland #fantasy #ripcommonsense

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

I remember when this whole Covid thing started it was so scary and we had to wear masks everywhere. But now with vaccines and 3 shots later we still have to wear masks everywhere. Scary. #Covid_19 #vaccines

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

With prices for EVERYTHING set to climb higher than they've ever been. In history. Some old guy advice. It's your money. You have the power to spend it where you want. Spend on what you need. Not what you want. And a Buddha you shall be. #smartspending

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

@SarahKSilverman You should check current tax rates for various income levels. You might be very surprised.

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Revamped Disneyland ride Snow White has a controversial scene where the cartoon prince kisses the cartoon Snow White and saves her life. I get it. No mouth to mouth contact without permission. So no more mouth to mouth resuscitation without permission. #crazy

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Inflation is back with a vengeance. Prices are up for everything. But not my Tweets. Same price they've always been. In fact I'm offering two Tweets for the price of one. Just pay an extra fee. Free shipping. #inflation #specialoffer

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Tomorrow's the day! I am Covid protected. All it took was being old and preconditioned. I shall celebrate this occasion with frozen pizza TV and a couch. #COVIDVaccines #protected #naptime

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Two more days. Then my Covid vaccine shall be fully effective. And I shall run among the crowds and I shall sit in stadiums and I shall... Sit home and watch TV. Old habits are hard to break. #COVID19Vaccine #covidcovered #couchpotatoforever

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Sometimes I'll eat a whole bag of chips just to get to the salty crumbs on the bottom. Damn! It's been a long pandemic. Glad it's finally winding down. #pandemicending #potatochips #istwittersafeagain?

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

In California Covid cases are surging again. Hard for me to figure. Travel is practically non-existent. We wear face masks constantly. If we want to eat out we have to eat outside. Forget going into a church. And still it surges. I missing something. #Covid_19. #aparttogether

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

@AlbertBrooks I could never figure out why the United States is the only country in the world that isn't allowed to protect it's borders. Need booze to dilute my common sense.

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Given Bidens age and health all I can say is congratulations President Harris! Just a matter of time.

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

@SarahKSilverman I remember when I was a child, 60 years ago, he use to hide in my closet!

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

@SarahKSilverman Wow! That's amazing! Can you imagine that many people willing to risk their life in support of their candidate?

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

Very worried for us. Up to now I feel weve been living under the protection of Bond, James Bond. Whos going to keep Specter from running amok now? Never have I lived a single day without Sean Connery being in the world. We are alone now. RIP Mr. Connery. #JamesBond #SeanConnery

[Rick Whitmore @rickrt66]

@SarahKSilverman Who the hell did that! Man you can't trust anyone with your underwear nowadays.