Rick's Bemused Nihilism

Just a worn out meatsack of tired demons masquerading poorly as a responsible adult. DMs are only available for accounts I follow.
He/Him

[Rick's Bemused Nihilism @ricksbrowder]

@JQwelin I was 18, we had Mormons approach our gate, to talk to me about their religion. My dog, a mutt about lab size, was barking his head off at them. I shouted, "Lucifer, HEEL!", and he sat quietly next to me. "I'm not interested." They left.

Y'all, I never trained my dog, Woof. 🤣😈

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@Richard_Kadrey I like the trees.

It's the big fireball in the sky and people that upset me about outside.

[Variety @Variety]

Sharon Stone and Keke Palmer joke about taking away men’s rights:

"People want to take [women's rights] away from us again. Would we tell men, 'We'd like to take away your healthcare? First of all, we're taking the Viagra. All of their hairline stuff. Cut it out. I don’t know if I’m into them driving.'"

Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: https://t.co/BHk9j8x5ox

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@TheFungi669 Yes.

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@DavidLeavitt

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@Pirat_Nation Wow....

Your are like, wet toilet paper weak.

Cry harder, you silly fucks.

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@Dominos_UK Cool...

Pepperoni sucks ass.

Bring on Laufey!

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@jesstheartistt I'm sure there are gonna be dudes who'd try anyway.

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@CptTittyMeat @asparagoid Seriously?

I try to frame things in a way that says, "hey, your farts aren't as bad as you think they are," and you're taking offense to that?

You started this argument with, "not everyone wants to fight you," but evidently, you fucking do.

Ever hear of denied gratification?

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@AzureXiong Years ago, had to go to the doctor for an... Er.. undercarriage issue. He had a med student with him.

She was gorgeous.

And I got bummed out that the first impression I gave was basically, "look at this old, hairy, broken asshole."

C'est la vie. 🤷

🤣😌🥴😳😮‍💨

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@ABC And y'all are gonna report this like creating a modern day gladiatorial fighting pit in front of our Capitol is somehow fucking normal??

When did journalists lose their balls? (Generally, that is.. There are still a few really good journalists out there that y'all keep ignoring)

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

America is racist. Two white men chased and shot at a Black delivery driver. But, the judge dropped the charges. This is the same way southern judges refused to prosecute lynchmobs

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@Thetruth1439811 @theNyx__ I think it might be the Dunning-Kruger effect, in terms of believing that somehow, pale and pasty skin makes them superior for some reason.

Oopsies. 🤣

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@shelbystardust @eddweavo My daughter and I make a running joke of mocking anyone who advertises themselves as an alpha.

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@Antunes1 Strickland is a trash human being, but he is correct about this.

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@CptTittyMeat @asparagoid Prove that I've smelled worse things than your ass has?

I've no clue how I would go about doing that over Twitter, and I've no inclination to actually try.

You're very strange.

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@AzureXiong 🫂

[Atheistboi @athiestboi]

Why don’t Christians go and preach to Muslims like this to convert them ? Let people leave their lives bruh.
Happy pride month
Love is love

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@GirlyScouts I was gonna make a joke about already being ugly and shaving my head regularly..

But some of the replies to your comment are just sad.... Jeez.

[Scout  @GirlyScouts]

Dead bedrooms are caused by the ugliness in males as they age with an erectile dysfunction.

Consent to marriage isn’t consent to sex.

Men shouldn’t be in marriages if they’re gonna get ugly and bald. Women get bored faster, they need a younger man’s vitality.

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@JJoren27556 @MaxxPrax @shelbystardust What I find interesting is, my initial comment, while insulting to small, fragile egos, held no violence..

Yet mini mouse there chucked a veiled threat and called me a tough guy.

I'm curious as to what mistake he thinks I made, that I should be held accountable for.

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