Ricky Schifter

Bartender at Turtles | 1982 @BrotherRiceFB State Champ | Part time father of Ricky Jr and Phoebe | @EIU_FB alum

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My son RJ had a few too many drinks in #section108 yesterday…..couple scrapes and bruises but he’s ok. Just happy the White Sox got another W

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The Jews killed Jesus

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Sunday mass

Brought my own communion (tequila)

Offering basket (+ $7)

Sins (forgiven)

And all gods people said Amen

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@voddysodas Sober.

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@AskaboutRC Good luck brother

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Told her two lines means negative (47 iq, rocket)

The lion does not concern himself with the pregnancy of the sheep

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@DanGlesack_

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Guess the Ethnicity

Level: Easy

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@bizzybones0 It does, and I have the state champ ring to prove it

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@henderson_85867 Jeremiah you’re a lucky man, I always wanted an older brother

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@henderson_85867 Jeremiah, I’ll be tapping until there’s a baby bump…..thanks.

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@DaveyJoneso7 My parole officer begs to differ

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@Bert_ferkle @DubzBob @MrDelicious13 @chorizy Wouldn’t miss it for the world

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@richie_l96671 Watch the way you speak to the 82’ champ (7 tackles and a blocked punt in that game too)

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Early bird gets the worm

11:36am EST (8 beers deep)

Texted my ex “I love you” (I hate her)

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2.6 carbs

Basically a salad

Gonna ask the pilot if I can fly the bird

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@JohnDadof7 JW. Love it.

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@breedelio You look disgusting. Slut.

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@baddiemaddie43 You look gorgeous darling

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“Sir would you like a food menu”

“Do I look like fucking liberal? Fetch me another miller lite you slave”

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7am Michy Ultra

Cheaper than a protein shake

The lord works in mysterious ways