People are idiots〽️

People are the dumbest creatures on earth. Don't believe me?...just⌚️- Follows and unfollows returned ----~

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

If you give a bad leader an inch, they’ll think they’re a ruler

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

I don’t understand why people eat pretzels. They are knot food.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Pre-shredded cheese should be banned in the United States. Let’s make America grate again.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis. I said maybe…

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Whoever stole my iPad should Facetime.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but the heavier ones need a crane

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Having a dog named shark at the beach was a mistake

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Why don't football players were glasses? It's a contact sport.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad!

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Id give my left ballsac for a turkey sandwich right meow

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

What’s it called when french fries hang out? A ketchup.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

What is the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.

[People are idiots〽️ @RicksParking]

@JDVanceNewsX NO!!!!!

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

#ettd

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

[People are idiots〽️ @RicksParking]

@dontcallmeraylo @jakepaul Fuck you

[People are idiots〽️ @RicksParking]

@jakepaul Fuck you

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Ask me about my vow of silence.