Michael Sisto〽️

Weird comedy person 🚬👨🏻 Instagram @sistosterone

[Mimmi @0xMimmi]

people are getting blackmailed over their Instagram accounts

someone sent 25+ fake copyright claims using 15 different emails, got the victim's account suspended, then started demanding money to unban the account

and there's no way to reach a real person at Meta. they made the support fully AI, appeals are ignored and victims either have to pay the guy or hope they somehow get noticed

this is becoming a serious problem. Meta needs to add a way for people to contact actual support before more creators lose everything

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

@imitatesart @instagram @lolita This is a huge problem! Meta please protect meme pages 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Lolita @imitatesart]

It’s been over a month since a scammer took down my post and demanded $10,000, and @instagram STILL hasn't restored my content. 🤦‍♂️

Their automated system literally accepted a fake strike from a misspelled email ("[email protected]"). My 14.2M page @lolita is being held hostage by bots and zero humans are reviewing the extortion proof.

Report #: 1262169776004247
Missing Content: https://t.co/35s9cxz6Yo

If this can happen to a 14M+ account, it can happen to anyone. Please RT and tag @mosseri @fbsecurity so a real human finally fixes this glitch! 🙏💀

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

People don’t fake depression. They fake being OK. Remember that. Be kind. 🙏

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

@todayyearsold This is a complete atrocity and an embarrassment to the platform. Repost this and tell everyone you know!!

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is why people don’t want AI replacing customer support

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

I can’t call someone a dumbf*ck at work, so instead I say, “Walk me through your thought process.”

[Greg Williams @willproj]

@sistosterone From our gallery of illustrated quotes; hope you like it:

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

@willproj I love it!

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Having a dog named shark at the beach was a mistake

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

People only write congrats because they can’t spell congrajlashins

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

@TheOnlyEsta By far

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Pedoph*les are often mistaken for Santa Claus because whenever they enter a child’s room, they leave with an empty sac

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Why don't trees watch scary movies? Because they get petrified.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

I used to be a clockmaker. It was a great job because I made my own hours.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

Be sure to eat before boarding the train in Budapest or you’ll leave hungary.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

The large pickle is so pompous. It thinks it’s a big dill.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

A woman threw away her toaster because it kept burning her bread. She came to find out that she’s black toast intolerant.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

I used to be a baker, but I quit because I didn’t make enough dough.

[Michael Sisto〽️ @sistosterone]

I woke up with a face full of rice. I must’ve fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.