Dick Potter

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[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter Have you ever baked if you haven't had to throw out all your flour due to those insects. Gotta freeze your flour for 24 hours after you buy it. Golden syrup probably doesn't help

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter You'll have that house deposit in no time now!

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter Does the fat come warm?

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter One of the best gifts I've received, so many uses! Creme brulee, candles, the list goes on! (I will not clarify)

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Are you ready for this?

Our Govt paid £2.6bn for 5 migrant ships over 2 years

And yet…

The general cost to charter the most luxurious Royal Caribbean cruise ship for 2 years

Inc fuel, food, staff, etc

For 5614 people (double our migrant boats’ capacity)

Is $832m

Or £643m.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 56: Chicago Deep-dish Pizza- Went on a date yesterday. She asked what I do in my free time so I showed her this. She looked at it for a few seconds in silence & changed the subject. The night ended early. Rejection is a tool we use to calibrate our hearts. 8/10

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@jordanrich60 @ellymelly They have the right to celebrate the coronation any other day, why don't they do that?

[princess diana is in all of us 🚩👑🏳️‍🌈 @joinaunionpls]

Why did a climate activist interrupt a snooker match?

What's the strategy here? THREAD:

#JustStopOil

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter 3 piece suit

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter Just get a library card, much more reliable and plenty more books (probably)

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@_rhysthomas_ There's an app for that right?

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@Jenny_Copter creme brule is back on the menu

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@elisejacksonn @thebobpalmer @lararosetamara @FKedwards Gotta plug Notts at all costs, yolk is a classic egg cafe

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@elisejacksonn Just gotta fill it up with honey and you'll be sorted

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@_rhysthomas_ Did you subscribe to 4-0 with minimal countering?

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@_rhysthomas_ I also enjoy that this is a feature of a fool proof tech ready for roll out to all cars
https://t.co/YVpolJkddt

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@_chloelouisee wait what, this exists, where?!

[Dick Potter @Ricky5746]

@_rhysthomas_ What'll it be next, oh great stop oil predictor