Jenny-With-A-Why

Compensating for my height by becoming a huge disappointment to my parents (she/her/they/them)

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away (my meek personality is counteracted in full by ten incredibly strong toenails)

[Chez Bruce @ChezBruce]

Not sure I fully understand or agree with this. Why the obsession with watching football in the pub during the night? And who is going to work in them? I pity the poor staff who, at the last minute, now need to convert to being night-shift workers. Stupid decision all-round imo.

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

Can everyone stop taking pictures of me from the side for the rest of my life cheers

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

Desperately need to make the Internet easier to use: I just tried to double check where our meat supplier is based and got two different cookie tick-boxes and a pop up asking me to sign up to a mince newsletter

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

"Your woman doesn't want flowers, she wants xyz" no she wants flowers. Everyone loves flowers. Give her flowers, not protein powder

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

@TfL flagged down a 139 driver at Oxford Street OR around fifteen minutes ago and they didn't stop, extremely disappointing given it was me and another young woman out by ourselves, bus seemed to be empty and my friend tried to chase it down with no luck

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

it’s probably in a better mood

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

@TfL boards on Northern Line platform at Warren Street have been wildly wrong for at least a week, sending me on trains to the wrong branch

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

Can't believe I have to do my daily skin routine every day. What the fuck?

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

With temperatures set to drop below freezing, we’ve opened emergency accommodation across the capital for those sleeping rough.

Londoners - please let @StreetLink_ know about anyone who needs support ⬇️

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Severe Weather Emergency Protocol activated in London ❄️

The temperature is due to drop below freezing tonight, and emergency accommodation is open across the capital for those sleeping rough.

If you are sleeping rough or know someone who is, you can connect to support via @StreetLink_

https://t.co/T4a6H8txVG

[𐕣 Vee 𐕣 @dollllfears]

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys gonna get ate by monsters.

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

Mint Hot Chocolate (Costa): 10/10

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

SHE'S BACK: IT'S THE FESTIVE DRINKS THREAD, WHERE I RATE EVERY THEMED DRINK I CAN FROM THE CHAIN COFFEE SHOPS FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF ME AND ABOUT TWO OTHERS

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

Toffee Nut Latte (Starbucks): 9/10

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

Devastated to report that tickets to see Jesus Christ Superstar are for some reason more expensive than Bon Jovi and as a result I will not be going

[Jenny-With-A-Why @Jenny_Copter]

@Tesco why can't I buy the refills for this mop head from the store you sell the mop in? Member of staff very nice and just as confused as me - should be stocked just above it apparently

[Cryptic Boris @CrypticBoris]

@PolitlcsUK