ricky carroll

1 for 3 with 2 RBIs

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

@JackMilby Lemme get that dark meat

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

hey @irs where’s my fucking money you dumb bitch

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

disagree heavy

[Cartíer @Presid3ntcarta]

spring easily the worst season

[helena riley @freshhel]

Wish there was more stuff u could hard boil

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

@Reverrsse what do I win

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

@typical_shellie Hey if you’re back on Twitter you should check the forty dm’s I’ve sent you

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

I just put my giant gf on my shoulders and she picked an apple. I ate it. My stomach hurts

[NC State Baseball @NCStateBaseball]

Moments we live for.

[TUCKER @TUCKER_ELECTONE]

I have pursued the possibilities of loop machines.
ループマシンの可能性を追求しました。

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

a shitty cover band that aggressively insists every song they play is an original that got stolen

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

in my birthday suit #dumplingsneverdie

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

this is by far the worst thing that has ever happened on April 15th in history

[New York Mets @Mets]

Today’s game against Philadelphia has been postponed due to inclement weather. It will be rescheduled as the first game of a single admission doubleheader on Friday, June 25 at 4:10 p.m. More info 👇 https://t.co/4dvA50I9Gq

[Chris From The Good Side Of Decent @EnterStandman2]

I’m just gonna leave this here without commentary.

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

🥳

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://t.co/WR82oesvl4

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

fuck

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

@typical_shellie Stop letting everyone know how broke I am pls

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

@sigsauershrimp Those are quite literally the same things required to own a car but I’ve never heard anyone claim that the DMV is unfairly restricting people’s access to driving

[ricky carroll @rickycarroll_]

@sigsauershrimp You can’t tell me that these “do nothing bills” are worse than literally doing nothing. If these laws could have prevented just 1 of those 100 shootings then I don’t see how this is a bad move