Richard Cheese-Mould

aka Mrs Airfix. Husband of the late @andieairfix Maker of things, Baker of other things. Singer of choons.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

Oi @Madonna Your book doesn’t fit on any of my shelves. It’s going to have to join the atlas!
Yes, we opened ours, but I just noticed that the packaging is splitting. Is yours ‘unopened’? #madonna #sex

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

Hilarious

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

I am marathon training on stage with @CurtisStigers. Please sponsor me.

https://t.co/oWqsuujmE9

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@LarcombePeter I’ve already turned it down on the grounds that in my case, because no one know where anything is, it wouldn’t be keyhole surgery and a short(ish) recovery. It would be full on butchery and possibly 2 years recovery. Done that once. Not again ta.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

And your word of the day is…
Fundoplication.
That’s f u n d o p l I c a t I o n.
Fundoplication.

As a layperson, this bizarre procedure makes absolutely no sense at all. As a sewer it’s utterly bewildering. Plus the chances of it working well in perpetuity are about 40% 😳🤨

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

Bloody hell.
Spring Equinox already.

Snow next week.

Ne’er cast a clout till May be out!

Think on’t.

#poetry

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@thelizcarr hoorah!

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

Kin ell. I know @BSUH_NHS has a lot to deal with but not being able to get an URGENT blood test till mid-April is INSANE! #nhs #savethenhs

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@Taffinexile Shared

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@LarcombePeter @BrendanBrowne91 Sur.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

I missed your intimate giglet on Tuesday. My best mate was there on my recommendation. He loved you. If I’d been there we could have done sewing! @AngelaBarnes

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@FreeNazanin HOOORAH!!! Welcome home!

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

My heart just broke a bit. There’s a big tattooed and pierced guy outside the vet’s who’s in pieces. Poor guy. I know what it’s like to lose a four legged friend.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

#Brenda has donned her cloak of invisibility.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@One_Lung_Amy I didn’t even consider losing mine. I find it really strange that most women happily give up their name when they marry. Why?

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@One_Lung_Amy The box. 10 minutes of ‘find Brenda’ plus a taxi ride. In cat jail. At the vets for her boosters. “Just make the cat carrier her safe place” they say. #yeahright

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

#Brenda hates me.

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@katebevan That’s a ship??? FFS! My idea of HELL!

[Richard Cheese-Mould @rickycm]

@zackpinsent Nope. Not a clue.

[Tulip Siddiq @TulipSiddiq]

I am very pleased to say that Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe has been given her British passport back.

She is still at her family home in Tehran. I also understand that there is a British negotiating team in Tehran right now.

I will keep posting updates as I get them.

#FreeNazanin