Ricky Federico

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Grease trucks? #RooftopAnonymous

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Krissy and Dorian gave me their tickets #RooftopAnonymous

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Let them out #fly2ohare

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

The Red Sox had run out of ways to confuse their fans these past 18 months, so they decided, "Let's get rid of Don Orsillo."

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

If/when Revis leaves, I'm doing a Belichick Kool-Aid keg stand if anyone else wants in.

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Congrats to @Usher for winning a Grammy for that Honey Nut Cheerios commercial! #Grammys2015

[Dan Hopewell @DanHopewell]

Cc: @RickyFederico RT @ESPNChiCubs: Manny Ramirez coaching first base

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

The red roof inn plus in secucus nj is the nicest red roof inn I have stayed at. Very friendly staff.

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

I always thought the German national anthem was "Du hast".

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

At the end of every day, Eddie Vedder stares into an amazing sunset.

[David Ortiz @davidortiz]

What an honor! Thanks for the #selfie, @BarackObama

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Today's Doodie Calls could have been a This American Life piece. (Bowel) Moving. @jackdolgen @thedougmand http://t.co/I3lDPz1tDm

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Remember: The bigger the nurse, the brighter the scrubs.

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

No such thing as a homely woman meteorologist.

[Jack Dolgen @jackdolgen]

will be a miserable piece of shit for food

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Three titles when I never thought I'd see one. Thanks to the 2013 Red Sox and thanks to tonight's crowd - FANTASTIC.

[Ricky Federico @RickyFederico]

Pure Joy, love this team. #redsox #yankeessuck #hiharry

[Bill Burr @billburr]

"I thought Rod Beck died." - BillBandwagon

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

My opening line to Brody: What were you thinking turning Muslim on us? Are you Brody or Jabrody! *slap back, buy drink*

[Mike Mutnansky @MikeMutnansky]

Awesome. RT @djreese5: @MutWEEI @LouMerloni (live view) Big Papi Grand Slam vs Tigers 10-13-13: http://t.co/8IAgOUkb0e via @youtube