ricky mapes

likes motorcycles, nitro r/c and fishing!!!!!!!

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

#YouTubeMusic #GooglePlayMusic thanks for telling me I have to move my music to #YouTubeMusic as you are closing #GooglePlayMusic but no thanks for not letting me and many others listen to their music with the screen off without paying £9.99 a month for the privilege. Well done.

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

@mattyharlow yep she does that.

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

@mattyharlow is in the house or is she helping with your bike.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Being human is hard. I feel bad for you guys. Not bad enough, obviously, but bad.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

So David Dimbleby’s got a tattoo of a scorpion. What next? Ann Widdecombe getting a vajazzle?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

My dinner date with May has gone wrong

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

@mattyharlow I can't do this weekend. Do the next?

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

@SueMapes just finished I think. 10:15.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

1923 the Walt Disney company is founded. For a Mickey Mouse company it's done pretty well.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

David Cameron said recently ‘Profit is not a dirty word’. No it’s not, Dave. You’re thinking of ‘pissflaps’.

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

@kearl1973 wot time then.

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

snax gone. day has gone to pot. got a funny feeling my tea is gonna be cold to tonite..................time for a nice cup of tea me thinks.

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

@GadgetPolly thats nice i'm sitting here eating "frazzles" @work. it don't get much better than this.

[ricky mapes @rickymapes]

my first tweet hello everyone