The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.
@unusual_whales I’ve had Xbox Live since it came out in 2002. When I saw the recurring charge was up to $30 I cancelled and never went back. That’s ridiculous.
Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.
Wait. He’s living in a hotel room with his wife and kids? Well, fuck him then. Let’s re-elect the corrupt, lying communist who let his house burn down.