Ricky Ho

I’m late to the trends..

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Why is Instagram full of commentators..?

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I hate when people accept the offer of me trying to help.. I only asked to be nice, you can just say no man..

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“Everyone is either getting mired or having kids..”

“I guess we’re just at that age now.”

“No.. I don’t even think this is a coming of age thing.. why wtf is EVERYONE doing it?”

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I’m at the point where I laugh just to seem more friendly.. I hate it here..

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I wonder how different I’ll look if I actually slept.

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I hate watching food influencers that take big bites. Just eat it regularly bro..

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Post: “You’re not ugly, you just need a haircut.”

After: *Perm*

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Them: “I wouldn’t wish that on my enemies.”

Me: *I don’t think you have enemies..*

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I don’t understand families that talk to each other..

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Extroverts: “I don’t even want to talk about it.”

*Continues to talk about it*

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You know I thought I was normal, until I started hearing other people’s cleaning routines..

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I think we should make people feel bad again..

There’s too much grace given to people

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I really do be watching videos just to hate nowadays..

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Monique: “ Can I use your mouthwash?”

Pha-Le: “You don’t have to ask. What’s mine is yours.”

Me: “That’s mine tho.”

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3 year old nephew: “Boys paint fake nails and girls paint real nails.”

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Cam: “Is Tyla Nigerian?”

Aj: *Looks at Tyler*

“Are you Nigerian?”

Tyler: “What?..”

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I highlight everything,

And then when I don’t highlight something, I feel bad for the word..

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“Everything that is meant for you will find you.”

Well find me faster then..

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Amanda: “I actually don’t like rice”

Everybody: “Oh my gosh Amanda..”

*Somebody points at me*

“Look even he’s laughing at you”

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*Looking at my friend’s stories*

First thought: “Wow I have such a diverse group of friends”

Second thought: “They’re not all Asian.”