Ric Royer

I don't agree with me, but I'm glad people like me exist

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Niagara Falls, NY is officially out today!
It's a book that started out as historical non-fiction that turned into a warped travelogue with hallucinatory fantasies overlaid onto a landscape of toxic waste and natural beauty.
Get yours: https://t.co/5PPBL2NxS5

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Shallot, the gay onion

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

The class war we want: The working class against the rich.
The class war we get: The rich against the richer.

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Guy on the street in NYC just asked me if I need any "weed", anybody know what that means in drug lingo?

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Questioning the idea that Trump has mostly white voters because I just saw a Trump parade go by and most of the people had more like a "lung cancer gray" complexion.

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

I haven't washed my hands after using the bathroom in like 30 years

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Big Goatee Energy

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

I love it when something bad happens in my life so I have an excuse to respond with indulgent, hedonistic self-destructive behavior 🤙

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

I used to be a performance artist because I could bend butt over broadway and suck my own dick, but now Im a writer because my back ain't so great these days.

[Tyler Dempsey @tylercdempsey]

Episode with @ricroyer hit 100 downloads! Check that out immediately if you missed it and if you haven't read Ric's book then why haven't you read Ric's book?

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[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

I bought a van again, now I can go back to driving naked

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

some of the nicest people I know are evil people

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

It's too bad the post office doesn't allow you to mail mercury because it would sure help get the mail to its destination faster

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

An ex-girlfriend who broke up with me because she "needed to be with a man, not a boy" is now dating a bike messenger.

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

had to explain to my girlfriend that the dishes in the sink didn't have cobwebs on them because they hadn't been done in so long, but because they were haunted!!

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

I've never seen a good movie

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

What if I only had one friend in the whole world, but that one friend was Barack Obama?

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Drugs are a helluva drug

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Like Molly herself, the book is deep, shifty, complicated and one that has to be accepted warts and all.

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

The book had a surprising amount of typos in it as well, which sort of fit my reading of the book as an attempt at a controlled narrative and wrought composition but checkered with fits of fissures and unreliability peeking through.

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

Was he hurt, angry, vindictive, frayed, depressed, comically gullible? I sensed he was all of these things at various points, like reading someone working out the stages of grief on the fly.

[Ric Royer @ricroyer]

I mean, did he really need to publish her affairs in pursuit of full disclosure which isn’t even possible when the subject is dead? I oscillated between feeling sorry for him, being moved by him, and being put off by him.