Riddik

Somewhere in neverland

[Riddik @riddik67]

I do think that ceasar from planet of the apes was a little over dramatic like he mauled a man and got bullied a little in ape orphanage and decided that it was enough for an ape revolution and started an entire army of mutated apes and dint accept his step dads apology??

[Riddik @riddik67]

@SANAharuru Pls he is jus doing his little dancey dance

[Riddik @riddik67]

@SANAharuru I tied a little glass bottle full of the tears i shed to mine like a keychain

[Riddik @riddik67]

Id like to thank katy perry and limp bizkit for getting me through med school year 3 (might still fail or drop out b4 the finals)

[Riddik @riddik67]

Why do i need to put evidence into my portfolio just believe me am i not trustworthy why would i lie

[Riddik @riddik67]

Me when the zoologists dont work in zoos

[Riddik @riddik67]

Only 45 years till i can retire 🎊🥳

[Riddik @riddik67]

I hurt my mouth and woke up with my lips stuck together, is this a sign from God

[Riddik @riddik67]

Yes , yes i can , im bob the builder
My reputation perceeds me

[Riddik @riddik67]

Taylor swift released " i can do it with a broken heart " so i can ruin someones life in the future

[Riddik @riddik67]

How am i already falling behind on the 4th day of the semester

[em @filmlver]

go do yourself a favor and watch monkey man in theaters

[Riddik @riddik67]

@fallenangel0o0o Bzzt bzzt

[Riddik @riddik67]

Spreading nutella on toast in winters is an extreme sport and downright displeasing
Could make an entire waffle in the time it takes to rub solidified chunks on bread as it shreds into my hands
-13/10

[Lawyerman™ @lawyerman_ktk]

After the umbilical cord has been cut a nurse spanks the baby for being born in Pakistan

[Riddik @riddik67]

I have an exam in 3 days and im fighting the urge to binge watch the entire star wars saga

[Riddik @riddik67]

Lemons are the most useless vegetable to exist

[ang @cybermrcury]

Never felt more connected to something

[Riddik @riddik67]

@fallenangel0o0o Fr its none of my business knowing any of it

[Riddik @riddik67]

@habibayubb IND is short for INDIA wake up sheeple!!! yeh hindu saazish hai