Shannon Riddle

Nerd. Researcher. Gamer. Choirkid. Disgeek. Other synonyms for nerd. she/her

[Shannon Riddle @riddle_me]

For all the parents who have watched #Frozen2 a thousand times this #quarantine...I feel you. Especially @KristenBell, (apologies for borrowing your song). Stay strong. Hope this helps: https://t.co/2Jy37XmmqT

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@ask_aubry Would we call it "sampling bias" when he means "pestering his favs on OF"?

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@ask_aubry It's the "children and orphans" part that really got me. I dunno, kids with both parents alive? Boring. That's why Disney doesn't make movies about them.

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@ask_aubry I'm also going to guess that this guy would never consider his mother's happiness, just what she felt like she could not do.

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@ask_aubry It's mostly funny because he makes it about how women over 23 can't "compete"...but that means that all men over 18 are competing for the same tiny subset of 18-22 year old women. Does he really think he ranks?

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@ask_aubry If men give unconditional love, why would it be "heartbreaking* to see their wife give unconditional love to their kid? That sounds like a condition...

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@Equivo_Kate @ask_aubry Including financial, because over-the-shoulder boulder holders ain't cheap with this level of engineering

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@ask_aubry Never too late to start a bucket list, I guess

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@ask_aubry And men's brains are just fine when they right swipe every single profile, expecting to get laid after opening with "sup", and have no idea how to solve this problem of women getting too many matches with lame openers?

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@MBlackrane @ask_aubry Mother to the Wright Brothers was 36 when she had Wilbur

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@ask_aubry "Mr Lotta Hoes" is surely the definitive source on fidelity

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@KarenKilgariff It's not what you think, they just use clams that are into extreme sports.

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@ask_aubry God bless the women bringing up the average for the rest of us slackers

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@ask_aubry Is that why those sweats that said "juicy" across the butt were so popular? Permission for more tampons?

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@ask_aubry This flavor of PickMe is reeeeally going to bite her in the ass

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@ask_aubry My lap dog is 85 lbs, and serves the dual purpose of keeping guys like this away AND being a better snuggler. Win/win.

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@ask_aubry If he wants to do what animals do, does he mean he's gonna get neutered and then go humping everyone in the park anyway?

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@ask_aubry Blue check costs $8 if you're name is Jolene

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@ask_aubry "UGH you want me to go out on a date with you and behave like a decent person?! And then decide for yourself if you want to have sex?! Why are women so COMPLICATED and MEAN?!"

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@J3SSSS3KA @ask_aubry Maybe he's watching hentai...on reverse? 🤣