Dani Messerschmidt

I write about the things I can’t talk about.

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

The WGA reached a tentative agreement with the AMPTP. Today, our Negotiating Committee, WGAW Board, and WGAE Council all voted unanimously to recommend the agreement. The strike ends at 12:01 am. Check out our deal at https://t.co/c0ULMXhPL7. #WGAStrong

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@HeyBadrBadr @WGAWest I'm aware -- I was answering your question asking what was stopping writers from putting their name on an AI-written script.

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@HeyBadrBadr @WGAWest Read an AI generated script and tell me you'd want to put your name on it...

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@bpaigehansen Not super helpful but I'd make a ninotchka! Muddle a couple strawberries w some sugar, add 1 shot of vanilla vodka, top of with champagne :)

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

Hi! Heat wave picketers, would you like some tips on increasing your heat tolerance?

I'm an endurance rider, which means I do a sport that requires me to sometimes exercise in up to 120-degree temperatures for hours at a time.

Heat tolerance is not fixed—you can build it.

[G. T. Karber @gregkarber]

Very excited for Murdle's release next week! We're the number one new release in Logic & Brain Teasers. And this is the last week to pre-order your copy and get a free mug: https://t.co/w7gFwvOZY0

[Zach Cannon @ZuluTangoCharly]

The fight is on. USC classmates on the picket lines together. #WGAStrong

[G. T. Karber @gregkarber]

They printed a whole bunch of Murdle mugs (500?!) for a pre-order promotion! If you already pre-ordered, sign up now and potentially get a free mug! If you haven't pre-ordered yet, now's your chance! https://t.co/C1SI1ol2FP

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

One thing I’ve learned about myself is that I will never, ever decant wine.

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

I had the most realistic dream last night — I met Tom Holland and all I could talk about was how gorgeous Zendaya was.

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

Amazon should have a “surprise me” shipping speed. You might get your package tomorrow. Or it could be six months from now. Excited to find out!

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

You guys think this still counts as the Willennium?

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@zillowgonewild @55margaritas

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@ancavlasan According to the algorithm, we have similar taste https://t.co/n2xNKpohpZ

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

Amazon really gets me

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@rainbowspy Glad to hear, I can't wait to check the show out! I'm ok, same same, always looking for the next job, haha. 🙃

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@WhoresofYore My first sip of coffee every morning

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

@keithfrankish Stab myself in the leg