wayne smith

Known for abilities to herd packs of chihuahuas.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

New Diet. Only eat the toddlers left overs. “Ive gained 12 pounds 😢”

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@SmoothStreamsTV my smoothstreams won't load a guide. Says no json available. Any advice?

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@SmoothStreamsTV keep getting a scheduling parsing error. And no json detected. How do I fix this issue.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

Do you think Ovechkin feels like Bill Murray in ground hogs day? I mean minus the comedy. #capitals

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@swsmith00 @J_fehr the face Oswald made when I told him Jay was a celiac.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

I don't cheer for the giants. But when I do it's when they play Green Bay.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

That feeling you get when you have kids and you catch up on dishes.2 min later both sinks full. Whisper to self " there is dark magic a foot

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@swsmith00 it was Dec 14 th 2012. 4 years ago shannon! God.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@swsmith00 gross

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

Carrie underwood: all the H jacks aren't going to clean your laundry.
Me:is carrie singing about H jays
......oh ajax. Yeah that makes sense

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

Lots of number sign man tears at the World Series. #WorldSeriesGame7

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

"Say thank you." To who? Myself for being a champion this fine evening? LOL

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

"Say thank you." Why? I said "trick or treat" they gave me the goods, the transaction's complete.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

"Say thank you." I'll take the candy to be polite but I actually don't talk to strangers.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Trick or Treat Tip: If you feel like a house is holding out on you, stand there until they give you more. Don't be afraid to make it weird.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

#twd watching walking dead like "that's shitty but not horrible" followed by " you bastards, you bastards. How could you. Noooooooooo.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

New sweat pant day. Didn't know life could be so comfortable.

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@LindsayTrembla3

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

@Prasinohaema

[wayne smith @rideswithBOB]

Not everyone survived Vegas. RIP liver.