Kate

if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

[jodie @acheistobealive]

how do you find a gf as a lesbian who despises dating apps

[daria @longlivethegayz]

RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP EDIT DROPPED

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fun fact: The two U.S. goals in yesterday’s World Cup win were made possible by birthright citizenship and immigration.

[skyyy! @skynavarrette]

“I’m not a sound board for you to figure your shit” 😭 so real.

[Kate @ridgewaykate_]

@NCAASBFan Not funny. Teenagers in the stands who were rooting for Tennessee were saying very similar things about Abby Hay.

[Kate @ridgewaykate_]

College players announcing they’re staying at the same school for the next season says all there needs to be said for the current landscape in college sports

[ً @filmsbygays]

petition to release D.E.B.S in the criterion collection

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

This song is so catchy. If Noah didn’t pivot to folk this absolutely would’ve been on an album cuz he sang it a lot

[bert & ernie pics @berterniepics]

happy birthday ernie!!! 🧡

[bert & ernie pics @berterniepics]

ernie’s birthday tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Asking tourists to volunteer 5 years of their social media history, and granting them entrance based on whether right-wing bureaucrats personally agree with their personal posts is what authoritarian regimes do.

This will decimate U.S. tourism.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Flirting is cheating.

Meeting up with someone and hiding it from your partner is cheating.

Entertaining, messaging, snapping, or texting someone behind your partner’s back is cheating.

Once you start hiding, deleting, or putting your phone on Do Not Disturb around your partner to keep certain notifications secret, it’s cheating.

Stop watering down what cheating is, because it doesn’t have to be physical.

Disrespect and betrayal always begin mentally long before they ever become physical.

[Rod Smith @RodKRCG13]

#Mizzou injured QB Beau Pribula will not play. He has been ruled out of tonight’s game against Mississippi State.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. https://t.co/FqTCZIJoQj

[Micky Moran @DeckardR_B26354]

@LongTimeHistory

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Without ACA subsidies, a couple in Peabody, MA earning $85,000 a year could see their monthly health care premium increase from $892 to $2,096.

Republicans shut down the government over this and want families to pay thousands more.

Democrats want to keep insurance costs low.

[Brody Foxx @BrodyFoxx]

They would've killed Jesus

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have watched this video a hundred times. The way they all back away from the frog like they’ve just realized he’s a superhero takes me out every time

[best of the haunting @bestoffhaunting]

“she'd leave her door open at night, just a crack, should she ever come back. waiting for her lover to return.”

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Yes to ballrooms. No to healthcare for Americans. Got it.