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Professor, can we really save our friends this time? edits © @ofblackeagles | friends @JoeZieja, @darrenkorb, Who's Chris?

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some 𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖘 are told
some turn to ᵈᵘˢᵗ or to 𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕
but you will 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒

𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊、 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 . . .
𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂

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I'll take this potato chip...

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Now pay up for using my beautiful face.

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GG stands for Gamer Gold

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Riegan-omics: Trickle down Crests. Yep.

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FFS isn't a typo of FPS! #FearTheDeer

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// Alora out ✌️

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// I calculated the risks of using these brackets but man am I bad at math

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// So, which playthrough are we on now, fam?

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// yes hello this is totally Ren speaking
Alora's brain is huge and they're cute as hell

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// (hacker voice) I'm in

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So this is it. The refuge in audacity. This is as far as we get.

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@diminuassions You done yet?

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@gilded_deer Time to wake up and face a brand new day.

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I can't read this.

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@Iadyvalentine The issue, dearest Hilda, is that we've started a war in an alternate timeline because the Cuil Theory joke spiraled beyond salvage.

But that's okay! I'm gonna go get checked for earworms.

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@Iadyvalentine Gonna need to contact my lawyer.

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Who do I pants first?

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@guiltmiracle There you are!

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@demonstance ... never mind, I gotta run!

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@demonstance Halt, demon!