Lou Sanis

Buy the ticket, take the ride. Wouldn't trade mine for yours

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Been a wild Monday so far

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Idle hands make for an unproductive poop deck

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

@upDAgunners191 @WarMonitorClips @grok Shake Junt by Distinct Motive

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Ask your doctor if your bunghole is right for you.

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

They say a dream takes only a second or so, and yet in that second a man can live a lifetime. He can suffer and die, and who's to say which is the greater reality: the one we know or the one in dreams

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

It’s better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way.

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Getting old is going 'Ope, nearly shat myself right there' at least 2 times a week

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Did research and found out I ordered 37L of #pinkwhitney on doordash ALONE the first 75 days of 2023. I'd estimate I bought another 20+ in person in that time fame to be on the light side. Ooft

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

@Xfinity Fuck yourself

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

It's getting pretty old sitting down at the John and the boys deciding to cannonball into the pool

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Either some idiot can't remember his number or someone has got a good gag going on me. Same number calls and asks if I'm Randy, now I'm starting to think it's not a name

[Daily Skate Clips @SkateClipsOnX]

Baker 2G Dustin Dollin (2000)

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Walk like crab, talk like people

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

@TheWapplehouse @MitchSparby

[Warren Commission Test Skull @conzmoleman]

rationalizing this AI produced bop being in my head all the time because at least a human wrote the lyrics. and its a fuckin jam idc

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

1 year off the liquor Randy

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Lol I really almost died a year ago today

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Lose 60lbs and get a perm, go incognito and dissappear

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

Baking and listening to little people, sounds like me in 2009, but today it's pumpkin banana cc muffins.

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

K-Marts "ship my pants" commercial was a pioneer

[Lou Sanis @riegerkyle]

@latestinspace "An asteroid, the size of a larger asteroid"