Rierii

i don't know what to say.

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday?”

Student: “I was at my grandfather’s funeral.”

Teacher: “I’m sorry to hear that.”

Student: “Thank you.”

The teacher nodded and moved on.

Then another student raised his hand.

Student #2: “That’s weird.”

Teacher: “What is?”

Student #2: “His grandfather died last month.”

The room went quiet.

The teacher slowly looked back at the first student.

Teacher: “Your grandfather died last month?”

Student: “Yes.”

Teacher: “And yesterday was his funeral?”

Student: “Also yes.”

Teacher: “How?”

The student shrugged.

Student: “It’s complicated.”

Now the entire class was listening.

The teacher sat on the edge of her desk.

Teacher: “Go ahead.”

Student: “My grandfather had three families.”

Silence.

Teacher: “Three… families?”

Student: “Yep.”

Teacher: “At the same time?”

Student: “Apparently.”

The class exploded with laughter.

The teacher raised a hand.

Teacher: “Wait. So there were multiple funerals?”

Student: “Three.”

Teacher: “Three funerals?”

Student: “One family organized one. Another family didn’t like that one and organized their own. Then the third family got offended and organized a different one.”

A student in the back nearly fell out of his chair.

Student #3: “Your grandfather had sequels?”

Student: “Basically.”

Teacher: “And you attended all of them?”

Student: “Mom said we had to.”

Teacher: “How many people showed up?”

Student: “Hundreds.”

Teacher: “At each funeral?”

Student: “Yep.”

The teacher stared at the ceiling.

Teacher: “I don’t even know how to process this.”

The student wasn’t finished.

Student: “The second funeral almost got canceled.”

Teacher: “Why?”

Student: “The first family accidentally booked the same venue.”

The class lost control.

The teacher was laughing now too.

Teacher: “You’re telling me your grandfather’s families double-booked funerals?”

Student: “Triple-booked, technically.”

Teacher: “Of course.”

A girl near the window raised her hand.

Girl: “Did the families know about each other?”

Student: “They do now.”

The room erupted.

Teacher: “How did they find out?”

Student: “At the first funeral.”

The teacher covered her face.

Teacher: “Your poor grandfather.”

Student: “Honestly, I think he’d have loved the drama.”

Teacher: “Why do you say that?”

Student: “Because he left a note.”

Teacher: “A note?”

Student: “Yep.”

Teacher: “What did it say?”

The student pulled out his phone.

Cleared his throat.

And read:

“To everyone attending: if you’re surprised to see unfamiliar relatives, imagine how I felt trying to remember all your birthdays.”

The classroom exploded.

Even the teacher had tears in her eyes.

After a full minute of laughter she finally managed to speak.

Teacher: “Your grandfather sounds impossible.”

Student: “That’s exactly what all three widows said.”

[Txt @txtkarir]

Realita kerja di Jakarta:

Berangkat subuh
Macet 2 jam
Kerja 8 jam
Macet 2 jam lagi
Sampe kos malem
Tidur
Ulang lagi

Orang bilang "pengalaman Jakarta itu berharga."

Iya berharga. Literally ngabisin duit transport, energi, dan umur lo setiap hari. 🥲🥲🥲

[한-灿😼🥊 @wwiinnjenle]

Sekilas obrolan dengan kepala ruangan ak

Ak: Bu, aku mau cuti sehari boleh ya?
Ibu: cuti sehari mau ngapain?
Ak: mau ke Jakartaaa
Ibu: Nonton konser ya?
Ak: iya hehehehe
Ibu: 2 hari aja, jangan sehari.
Ak: ih bu cuti aku tinggal dikit
Ibu: 2 hari
Ak: yaudah🥲🥲 trs ini boleh bikin alesannya to the point nonton konser?
Ibu: ya jangan, apa ya.. mengantar nenek kek
Ak: Mengantar Nenek nonton konser?
Ibu: GAUL AMAT TU NENEK

😭😭😭😭

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

Gara-gara kebanyakan dibecandain "Yang menang dapet Indonesia" Belanda vs Jepang sepakat untuk seri aja.

[Rierii @rierii_]

@TaliUdeng GAS

[Nanti Kita Sambat Tentang Hari Ini @nksthi]

"Dilarang menyampaikan pendapat di bundaran HI karena itu pusat aktivitas masyarakat" — Polisi

Dengan kata lain: kamu boleh menyampaikan pendapat, asal nggak di tempat yang bisa didengar dan dilihat orang lain.

Pajak kita dipakai buat ngegaji orang-orang tolol. 😂

[TxtdariUGM @Txtdariiugm]

Mantap BEM UI 🤙

[txt keluhan warga konoha @keluhkesahkonoh]

Kalau kalian bilang Gak suka sama pemerintahan = pindah negara.
Sekarang gw jawab, kalau gak sanggup nerima ocehan rakyat = gak usah mimpin, lengser dari jabatan
SEPAKAT ?

cc:threadobellasarah

[bryan @menbrrr]

Pantesan kalah 3 kali
Pantesan diberhentikan BJ HABIBIE
Pantesan dinillai 11/100

TERNYATA EMANG SE GAK LAYAK ITU JADI PRESIDEN!

[𝐍𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐥⚚ノゼル @nozelism]

Mahasiswa yang turun cuma 1500 tapi aparat yang diturunin 6000. Ini mahasiswa cuma modal bendera. Aparat modal gas air mata, riot shield, senjata lengkap. Udah kayak mau perang. Pengecut. ACAB!

[Azvian @sauvixnonblanc]

#aparatkeparat

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Once you've experienced remote work in your career, you realize how much draining the office actually is.

[txtdaritaxpayer @txtdaritaxpayer]

(((why Indonesian currency is so weak)))

😂😂😂😂

[Gümiho. @OHMYV3NUS]

sepakat

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

"Makanya investasi, buat ngalahin inflasi."

Yang ga investasi: Kegerus 10%.
Yang investasi: Minus 50%.

[azzahra @lethargic777]

i have a genetic disease and its called being indonesian

[vi er @vier4x4]

“Kamu lucu banget, traumanya apa sih?”

“Jadi WNI kelas menengah, kak. Terlalu kaya untuk dapet bantuan, tapi terlalu miskin buat dipajaki pemerintah.”

[Denis Malhotra @denismalhotra]

Rupiah ambruk lebih daripada saat 98, tapi presidennya tidak dilengserkan 👍🏼

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

ANJINGGGGG😭😭😭😭😭

[˚.༘⋆ 𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓪 @__sweetycandyy]

boro2 cari muka, kerja aja yg dipikirin cuma kapan istirahat, kapan pulang, kapan libur, dan kapan gajian doang