Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday?”
Student: “I was at my grandfather’s funeral.”
Teacher: “I’m sorry to hear that.”
Student: “Thank you.”
The teacher nodded and moved on.
Then another student raised his hand.
Student #2: “That’s weird.”
Teacher: “What is?”
Student #2: “His grandfather died last month.”
The room went quiet.
The teacher slowly looked back at the first student.
Teacher: “Your grandfather died last month?”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “And yesterday was his funeral?”
Student: “Also yes.”
Teacher: “How?”
The student shrugged.
Student: “It’s complicated.”
Now the entire class was listening.
The teacher sat on the edge of her desk.
Teacher: “Go ahead.”
Student: “My grandfather had three families.”
Silence.
Teacher: “Three… families?”
Student: “Yep.”
Teacher: “At the same time?”
Student: “Apparently.”
The class exploded with laughter.
The teacher raised a hand.
Teacher: “Wait. So there were multiple funerals?”
Student: “Three.”
Teacher: “Three funerals?”
Student: “One family organized one. Another family didn’t like that one and organized their own. Then the third family got offended and organized a different one.”
A student in the back nearly fell out of his chair.
Student #3: “Your grandfather had sequels?”
Student: “Basically.”
Teacher: “And you attended all of them?”
Student: “Mom said we had to.”
Teacher: “How many people showed up?”
Student: “Hundreds.”
Teacher: “At each funeral?”
Student: “Yep.”
The teacher stared at the ceiling.
Teacher: “I don’t even know how to process this.”
The student wasn’t finished.
Student: “The second funeral almost got canceled.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Student: “The first family accidentally booked the same venue.”
The class lost control.
The teacher was laughing now too.
Teacher: “You’re telling me your grandfather’s families double-booked funerals?”
Student: “Triple-booked, technically.”
Teacher: “Of course.”
A girl near the window raised her hand.
Girl: “Did the families know about each other?”
Student: “They do now.”
The room erupted.
Teacher: “How did they find out?”
Student: “At the first funeral.”
The teacher covered her face.
Teacher: “Your poor grandfather.”
Student: “Honestly, I think he’d have loved the drama.”
Teacher: “Why do you say that?”
Student: “Because he left a note.”
Teacher: “A note?”
Student: “Yep.”
Teacher: “What did it say?”
The student pulled out his phone.
Cleared his throat.
And read:
“To everyone attending: if you’re surprised to see unfamiliar relatives, imagine how I felt trying to remember all your birthdays.”
The classroom exploded.
Even the teacher had tears in her eyes.
After a full minute of laughter she finally managed to speak.
Teacher: “Your grandfather sounds impossible.”
Student: “That’s exactly what all three widows said.”
Realita kerja di Jakarta:
Berangkat subuh
Macet 2 jam
Kerja 8 jam
Macet 2 jam lagi
Sampe kos malem
Tidur
Ulang lagi
Orang bilang "pengalaman Jakarta itu berharga."
Iya berharga. Literally ngabisin duit transport, energi, dan umur lo setiap hari. 🥲🥲🥲
Sekilas obrolan dengan kepala ruangan ak
Ak: Bu, aku mau cuti sehari boleh ya?
Ibu: cuti sehari mau ngapain?
Ak: mau ke Jakartaaa
Ibu: Nonton konser ya?
Ak: iya hehehehe
Ibu: 2 hari aja, jangan sehari.
Ak: ih bu cuti aku tinggal dikit
Ibu: 2 hari
Ak: yaudah🥲🥲 trs ini boleh bikin alesannya to the point nonton konser?
Ibu: ya jangan, apa ya.. mengantar nenek kek
Ak: Mengantar Nenek nonton konser?
Ibu: GAUL AMAT TU NENEK
😭😭😭😭
"Dilarang menyampaikan pendapat di bundaran HI karena itu pusat aktivitas masyarakat" — Polisi
Dengan kata lain: kamu boleh menyampaikan pendapat, asal nggak di tempat yang bisa didengar dan dilihat orang lain.
Pajak kita dipakai buat ngegaji orang-orang tolol. 😂
Kalau kalian bilang Gak suka sama pemerintahan = pindah negara.
Sekarang gw jawab, kalau gak sanggup nerima ocehan rakyat = gak usah mimpin, lengser dari jabatan
SEPAKAT ?
cc:threadobellasarah
Mahasiswa yang turun cuma 1500 tapi aparat yang diturunin 6000. Ini mahasiswa cuma modal bendera. Aparat modal gas air mata, riot shield, senjata lengkap. Udah kayak mau perang. Pengecut. ACAB!