Keith Riessen

Fuck em'.

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

catch me in the motherfucking pit when spyro gyra starts the morning dance

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

going to see your name tonight in theaters because seeing it at home and crying like a baby wasn't enough, no, I need people in an almost sold out theater to cry with me

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

@RaminNasibov I can't believe BMW would produce an almost verbatim copy of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust f.

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

just found out neither of the girls in the veronicas are actually named veronica. what has this world come to

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

dubbin spotted @LudwigAhgren

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

@marcrebillet I'm the tallest motherfucker in the crowd tonight, hmu I just wanna be your friend

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

this is a cry for help @LudwigAhgren

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

Even though Waka Flocka Flame is a Trump supporter, his 2010 hit "Hard in da Paint" does still indeed go "hard in the motherfucking paint".

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

jamiroquai is my motherfucking gotdamn jam

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

@LudwigAhgren going live to watch and open briefcase when?????????

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

it's insane felons can't vote but apparently they can run for president. at least trump gets 1 less vote

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

@prezoh sounds like a genuine between the buried and me (progressive metal band) breakdown to me

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

@prezoh eh, whatever

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

I often wonder about things happening simultaneously across the world. how many others are outside, eating food, kinda drunk? someone out there is having the same thought process, this very second. is it you?

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

just waiting for @LudwigAhgren to go live

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

@MattxDeadbolt ay you going to the colors and colors 2 shows this march?

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

shrimps

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

what a banger tweet this was

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

Rihanna's Only Girl (In The World) makes me feel like, well, quite frankly, the only girl in the world.

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

Rihanna's Only Girl (In The World) makes me feel like, well, quite frankly, the only girl in the world.

[Keith Riessen @riessenseason]

Flying like a true mogul with a @LudwigAhgren man on the mountain fanny